*Heres a loud explosion....*
"That was the cop.. car crash with a drunk teen... ill brb i gotta to my business"
*Leaves the bar and runs off to the explosion*

"lol, naw i say 3 minutes there a pin about to fall in that time and it will fall from a hole in the shirt pocket, but dont look at me i didnt do it all i did was drop the pin in to the pocket "
*takes a seat and breaths a sigh of releaf(cnt spel -_-)

you see the doors swing wide open. a man with tattered clothing enters. you cant see his face becasue of his rags covering his face. he sits down for a drink on one of the stools. removes his face clothing. you cna tell he has been working in the hot sun. he sits down and starts to get some of the dirt out of his hair. waiting for pamela to return

*Gets up and gets a bucket of water and dumps it on eri..*
"Sorry.. but you stink really badly"
*Sits on the other side of the room*

thank you. i needed that. closests thing iv had to a bath sence last month *smiles and you can see his yellow teeth. hese missing a few*

o_O
*Runs to the bathroom grabs some tooth paste a tooth brush and 15 bottles of listerine and throws them all at eri*
"Runs into a room and closes teh door behind him breathing hardly"

* Sensing even in her troubled sleep a presence...Pamela wakes and sits up slowly..the feeling penetrates her sleepy haze and she is aware of the feeling that a friend is near...a man she has shared a past with..that saved her life in times past*

Could it really be??? She is swamped with emotion.....*Striding to the door she steps into the bar and sees him...noting his tattered appearance she wonders what his life has been like in theses 3 long years*

*Gazing about the room she approaches his table...in a shy manner she takes his hand and looks into his weather worn face ...seeing signs of the hard life he has lead...she whispers in a soft voice..^Hello dear friend...I thought you dead^...*Pamela smiles warmly at her long time gardian*

I see I could not hide from you!..Tell me what has happened to the kingdom in my absence.

((and with that I am logging off see you guys tommorrow))

"*sniff,sniff,gasping and coking* ZOMG! IT BURNSSSS BURNSSS I TELLS YA "
*runs toward the door kilon's in and banging on the door wanting in very badly*
"damit let me in i dont want to die by a horid stench now LET ME IN I BEG YOU"

*Opens the door to let macro in*
"At least we wound up in the kitchen.. im gonna make some food"
*Cooks a huge meal to big for himself and macro to eat so he slides teh rest out teh door and closes it immidatly*

pamela, this i think i need to tell you this in private. away from listerine boy. (we walk into a back room) your kingdon was attacked bye an army from the north. a goblin army. they walked in and annhiliated everything the came across. there are little buildings left standing. you will be glad to know that your parents most likely escaped. they knew about the attack prior to it and arranged to get out of there. probably to the south away from the army. your citizens fought gallantly. destroyed half of the goblins. but the goblins were to plentyfull. one of the people named susan told me to tell you that she would be with your parents if they made it out. i am sorry to be the bearor of bad news but that is the way it is. *you see us walk out. back into the bar. pamela has the slightest tear in her eye. you can tell she is angry*

"god that smell could kill a evil power hunger wizard just by a wif and its nice to breath fresh air one thing is for sure im not goin out there for a while or untill that putrid stench is gone "
*take a bite of kilon's cooking*
"mmm delicious "
*looks at the chief behind kilon an he seems pissed*
(chief)"what are you doing????"

if anyone has a problem with my smell than they can buy me new clothing. also they can pay for a hot bath for me. *downs the listerine* that was a mistake runs for the bathroom. back to the room trying to comfort pamela

*Gives the guy behind me some money and walks out to the bar's out side seating passing eri some more listerine as his passes*

*slowly exit's the kitchen and follows kilon*
"so how long u think it will take before the smell goes away?i hope its soon."

*Gives macro money*
"Go get close.. biggest size cause i dont want to get near to measure"
*Starts bath in the public bathroom and runs away to find macro*

*kilon find macro in a hasmat suit*
"there im done but next time your going "

you people are starting to offend me. i know i smell but cna you drop it and worry about the demon that just attacked! *questions the stupidity level of the people in the bar and takes a nice drink of apple juice that i got from behind the counter*

*Runs back into the bar noticing the demon remains are still stuffed in a tree*
"Heres cloths... heres a bath *Shoves eri to the bathroom* and heres more listerine"
*Takes out his lysol and sprays it all around*
"Btw the demon was swiftly taken care of by pam...."
*Grabs beholders baggy and shakes it... then he sits on it noticing that the baggy opened somehow.....*

"when it smells that bad we have to so no offence and kilon what u mean beholder's baggie? when did u get that?"
*grabs a coke from behind the bar*