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Old 06-03-2004, 05:10 AM   #141 (permalink)
 
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*enters bar* - fires gunshot - alrite people im from the FBI, im here to look for someone....a girl named pam. pamela to be exact. shes due for her inspection




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Old 06-03-2004, 05:17 AM   #142 (permalink)
 
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*Po suddenly jumps through the door and says "iXtreme said the stupidest thing ever" then slowly walks out of the bar*
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:01 PM   #143 (permalink)
 
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*walks into the bar* "howdy all" *goes to a table and gets out his laptop* "hey. will someone pour me a dr. pepper mixed with 7up and bacardi breezer?" *switches on the laptop and starts playing Diablo 2* "DAMN IT! WHY WON'T BAAL DIE??" *realises hes revealed how crap he is and quits d2 to play Megaman X4*
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:02 PM   #144 (permalink)
 
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*Laughts at JZXL cos he just had the girliest drink in the world*
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:05 PM   #145 (permalink)
 
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Well he IS a little young, maybe he's not up to drinking a real drink yet.
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Old 06-03-2004, 05:05 PM   #146 (permalink)
 
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*gets out of his seat with a chainsaw and goes over to allisurd* "better be careful about what you say" *waves the chainsaw around in a menacing manner*
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:40 PM   #147 (permalink)
 
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*walks back into the bar to see Allisurd get cut into many pieces*
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:43 PM   #148 (permalink)
 
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*walks back into the bar to see Allisurd get cut into many pieces*
Hey, i didn't say i was definetly slicing her up with a chainsaw, its called threatening her

*slaps po_boy with a large trout*
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:44 PM   #149 (permalink)
 
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He was just waiving it around with intent... *disarms JZXL* *checks her makeup* *breaks JZXL's neck*
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Old 06-03-2004, 06:46 PM   #150 (permalink)
 
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ouch, that hurt *lies on the floor writhing in pain* "can someone get an ambulance please??"
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Old 06-09-2004, 01:46 AM   #151 (permalink)
 
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The young kngiht walks in taking in his surroundings. His eyes mvoe to the patrons before him as he makes his way towards an empty barstool. His hand never straying too far from the hilt of his sword he looks towards the bar maid.

"Ill have a coopers pale ale thanks mate"
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Old 06-09-2004, 02:05 AM   #152 (permalink)
 
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says "mate, can you help me out please" *screams in pain* "get an ambulance for cryin out loud!" *hears allisurd's voice in the distance*
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Old 06-09-2004, 02:13 AM   #153 (permalink)
 
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He looks to the floor where the man lies with a chainsaw next to him, his eyes move to the chainsaw having never seen one before. He then address the man.

"Sorry i am not a healer"

"What is an ambulance?"
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Old 06-09-2004, 06:46 AM   #154 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-09-2004, 07:15 AM   #155 (permalink)
 
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*picks up Burner and throws him out the door* "Wait until your 21 buddy"
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lol *Looks at JZXL and decides to kick him a few times since he's paralyzed from the neck down*
*Orders a shot of 151 and a scotch*
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"hey, thats nasty!" *telapathically contacts po_boy to get an ambulance*
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*sees JZXL concentrating and quickly realizes JZXL is attempting to use telepathy*
*quickly runs over and wraps aluminum foil over JZXL's head to prevent telepathy*
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Old 06-09-2004, 02:35 PM   #159 (permalink)
 
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*screams loudly in pain to make sure cheshires ears burst*
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*cringes in pain as his eardrums start to vibrate*
*quickly stabs JZXL 143 times to stop the noise*
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