*slaps NoShot*
*says around here it doesn't matter how old you are*
*looks at the male stripper*
*puke till i pass out*

Oh... so i can drink under age here?

Ok well give me another OJ anyways^^

*Drinks all of the alcohol left over. Finds Spoonman sleeping in his van down by the river and eats him*

Age doesent matter here man.

*takes a sip of mastershake*

*Eats Anubis for daring to try the beloved shake*

*poofs back to the bar and sleeps more*

*naps*

*Anubis bursts out of mastershake like something from aliens*

*Slips some roofies into Anubis's drink and drops him off in a room full of hungry bikers*

*slips the whole bar 20 roofies each, makes a big pile of all bodies outside*
*drenches with gasoline light on fire*
*makes a ball around them anti everything, no teleporting no nething ur stuck in the ball and u cant do anything before the ball is there*
*grabs balls swims to bottom of deepest ocean with it*
*buries ball along with everyone 1000meters below ocean floor*
*teleports to bar and sleeps peacefully knowing he is the only person in 10,000 meters*

*Demonic forgets to push the "On" Button and also forgets that he added the penny needed for activation portal, so everyone escapes and corners him and beats him with sporks, electric sporks*

*hears his phone ringing and answers it* hello... *hears "All your base are belong to us" being repeated down the phone constantly* o...k...

*call military*
*says their a whole bunch of people thats going to bomb the pentagon and white house*
*tells them to bomb the place*

*Wake's up in a strange room wondering why his pants are down* Hey mastershake eat this *throws a knife at mastershakes head, misses and hits the bum in the corner*

*is still alive* *does his HW then off to bed..*

*catches the knife and tosses it to the side continuing to sleep*

*Sits up for a second, orders some Southern Comfort.*

*Gets Trogdor his Southern Comfort and feeds coins into the Kareoke machine...Begins to softly sing*

*new guy comes in*
*watchs knife go flying by and wonders whats going on*

lol... spoon already caught it by the time you came in...