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Old 09-01-2004, 07:17 AM   #1061 (permalink)
 
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*Uses magical bum powers to teleport out of Trog and back to his corner sleeping soundly*
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Old 09-01-2004, 07:20 AM   #1062 (permalink)
 
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*watches every 1 eat eachother*
*wonders y pam didnt accpt his invitation to dance *
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:22 PM   #1063 (permalink)
 
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*notes to .hack that Pam has yet to return to bar* *watches everyone eating each other and decides to make more food so the cannibalism can stop*
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:30 PM   #1064 (permalink)
 
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*Pie throws up Trogdor who goes on eating all the food and yet again eats Spoonman for the fun of it*
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:39 PM   #1065 (permalink)
 
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*steals spoons sign after noticing that trogdor didn't eat it the second time*
*wipes of the saliva from Trogdor eating him the first time*
*then writes "Warning, I may quote foamy at random" on it*
*then writes Http://www.illwillpress.com/vault on the back of the sign*
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:07 PM   #1066 (permalink)
 
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*Appears next to Endromada and takes his sign and writes a new message, "Will work for monkey," and falls back asleep*
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:09 PM   #1067 (permalink)
 
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havent seen this top[ic in long time
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:51 AM   #1068 (permalink)
 
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*burst out laughing at endromada's new sign*
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:56 AM   #1069 (permalink)
 
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*Eats splintercell as he sits unaware in the corner. Then falls asleep, completely unaware of his dangerous surroundings*
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:24 AM   #1070 (permalink)
 
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*lights candle in trog's stomache and burns his way out..then locks trog in a cage because he is a dangerous wild animal.*
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Old 09-02-2004, 02:44 PM   #1071 (permalink)
 
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*Teleports into the Bar...after making a supply run!*...OMG...you cannibals you!!

*Rushes to the kitchen to help Splintercell make MORE FOOD!!!*

*A few minutes later ...Pamela and Splintercell have refilled the buffet table....*

*Pamels walks around the room ...refilling glasses..with the patrons drink of choice...smiling at and hugging some of her favorites!*

*Pamela nods to .hack...takes him in her arms....and swirls about the floor..dancing with him......
flushing from the exersion....Pamela bows to her partner gracefully*
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:18 PM   #1072 (permalink)
 
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*takes a lunch break and eats some FOOD before it disappears again*
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:27 PM   #1073 (permalink)
 
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*Eats Pamela and Splintercell* Take a good look at your chefs now!!!
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:33 PM   #1074 (permalink)
 
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*rips his way out of Trog's stomache and throws a rope in for Pamela* *feed trog some cattle to satisfy his appetite*
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Old 09-02-2004, 04:36 PM   #1075 (permalink)
 
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*Being allergic to cattle, a nice trip to the hospital is in order. But eats the doctors and nurses tending to him*
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:34 PM   #1076 (permalink)
 
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Hey! Everyone knows that the Burninator needs a balanced diet of villagers and sheep. *shows Trog a near by village that raises sheep* Just make sure some of them live so they can multiply and give you more food. *goes back to bar and falls back asleep*
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:10 PM   #1077 (permalink)
 
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*Walks in bar kicks SpoonMan999*"Wake Up Lazy"*Goes grabs some food*
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:22 PM   #1078 (permalink)
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*walks into bar* some one need to light a fire under your a**es
*casts a nice set of fire novas, unfourtunately this ignites the alchohol and burns the bar to ashes*
two days later...
*a guy finds the ashes and starts a crematorium, giving people ashes from the bar in jars, and throwing away the bodies*
then trogdor comes and eats the swindler, and burnes the crematorium to the ground, after which he builds a nest and tries to find a "trogdess" to have dragon whelps with.

THE END

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or is it...


next time- "Sons of Trogdor"
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:28 PM   #1079 (permalink)
 
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*Eats alkjo2 during his long narration. Then goes to a strip club living up the single life. Eats all the strippers. Then goes back to sleep*
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*Eats Demonic's leg and uses Trog's tail as a pillow since he lost his cushy bar floor and is too lazy to help rebuild it*
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