*puts black out screen around .hack so we all don't have to see him* *goes in the back and proceeds to puke* *cleans up and comes back out...after brushing his teeth* *dances with Pam*

*asks pam if she wants to join*
*looks at the sky to see the .hack//virus symbol*
*hits a button on his palm piolet to engage a master chief looking suit*
*runs out the door and jumps into a warthog and speeds away*

*watches .hack speed away in the warthog* *continues dancing and grabs some drinks off the bar*

*walks back in battered and bruised with a wad of cash big enough to choke a donkey*
"drinks r on me!!"
*sits down at 1 of splintercell's gaming computers and starts to pwn every 1 in d2 lod*
*casually pauses to take a couple swigs of his wiskey and resumes d2 lod*

*cheers for .hack and gives him another round of whiskey* *gets on another comp and starts pwning monsters in FF XI*

*gets on a computer and pawning everyone on GTA: VC MTA*

*retalliate to JZXL and pwns him at his own game* *awaits rocket launcher retalliation..lol*

*fall backward off chair from compleat intoxication*
*hickup*
*staggers to the bar and orders another round of drinks 4 every 1*

you sll relaize i stepped on this bar like 2 pages back?
<for the sake of it i will go back in time and fix the bar right after i stepped on it>

( o we knew that pamela cleaned the place up )
*gives andromada a mean drunken look for SPELLING ALL WRONG!!!(and realize)*
*then decides to bury the hatchet (not litterly) and offers to buy andromada a drink*

*Has a blast dancing...grinning she bows to Splintercell* I feel like some food!

*Walks into the Kitchen and prepares a Buffet for the Bar*


*Pamela cooks Tacos....Pizza...makes Sub-sandwiches....and brings them out to a table in the bar*

Allright guys...come and get it!

*Eats everything and falls back asleep in the corner*

i don't drink
but... you could buy me the worlds largest taco!
mmmmmmm tacos!

*bows to Pam* *realizing Spoon ate EVERYTHING, goes to fix more Pizza and such* *bring back about 500 pounds of food, and serves it* *eats about 20 pounds of it and leans back in the chair*

*pops a sober pill*
*asks pam to dance*

lol pill popper... he he Foamy
"right, and he is one of the um, american people with the problems with the popping of the pills?"

*huh?*

*Eats the remaining 480 pounds of food* Mmm *Goes back to the corner and falls back asleep*

*Eats SpoonMan and falls asleep*