My Bar - Page 52

**endromada** · 08-28-2004, 12:40 AM

*takes some peppers off of the floor, puts them on some moldy cheese he found at JJ's other bar then eats it* :) mmmmm Bleu Cheese

**.hack//virus** · 08-28-2004, 08:40 PM

*walks in wearing a ripped straight-jacket,orange swim shorts and 1 green frog slipper*
*sits down at the bar*
*seis "I need a drink, and make it strong."*

**endromada** · 08-29-2004, 12:34 AM

*looks at previous post*
begins pummeling hack//virus with the endless supply of cheese from JJ's bar for misspelling "says"
lol sorry I'm in a bad mood, needed some simulated violence...

**JZXL** · 08-29-2004, 01:35 AM

*gets a text* sorry, im going for a few hours as kaylie wants to experiment with handcuffs and wants me involved *speeds off*

**splintercell** · 08-29-2004, 05:09 AM

*nooo Jess died..wtf is up with that?* *sends a text to JZXL before he gets there letting him know ahead of time that handcuffs r fun*

**.hack//virus** · 08-29-2004, 06:49 PM

*wipes the cheese stains off of the ripped straight jacket*
"throw 1 more piece of cheese and ill be forced to tell you why i am wearing a ripped straight jacket, swim shorts and 1 frog sliper!"
*turns back to the bar*
"Where is my drink!!!"
"Ive been waiting for 2 days!!!"

**endromada** · 08-29-2004, 11:30 PM

*loads his Patented Cheese Cannon MKII with radioactive Limburgur cheese, then takes aim at hack//virus' head, and fires, knocking off hack's head, which then sails out of the bar and hits JJ in the eye!* w00t typing that just made my day... as you may have guessed my day wasn't very exciting

**JZXL** · 08-29-2004, 11:38 PM

*walks back in* that was fun! *kaylie walks in, kisses him and dissappears* and endromada, you hit my decoy, i was in a nice warm bed :P

**.hack//virus** · 08-30-2004, 12:50 AM

*walks back in to find the boady lying across the counter*
"bet you didnt know i can regenerate missing boady parts or in this case a missing boady."
*walks over to the bar and grabs a bottle of moon shine*
*walks over to endromada and takes a big swig of almost pure alchahol*
*spits the moonshine on andromada and flicks a match on his alchahol soaked boady*
*watches andromada run out of the bar engulfed in flames*
*laughing and pulling radioactive cheese out of my neck*

**endromada** · 08-30-2004, 01:02 AM

*walks in covered in soot, then walks up to hack//virus, pulls out his hand held teslacoil, then shoots hack wit hit* LETS SEE YOU REGERATE YOURSELF FROM SUBATOMIC PARTICLES...
(insert manical laughter here)
P.S. its Body not Boady... get a dictionary! sryy im a real stickler fer detail :)
oh and how did u manage to spell my name right, then wrong?

**.hack//virus** · 08-30-2004, 01:06 AM

*fals down into a pile of dust*
*turns to a black liquid and seeps through the floor boards, leaving a message out of black blood that reads "ill be back after i find a dictionary!"*

**endromada** · 08-30-2004, 01:08 AM

Laughs out loud... erm... what parts of you did u sacrifice to leave behind that much blood?
P.S. its FALLS!

**.hack//virus** · 08-30-2004, 01:19 AM

*walks in with a deploma that looks photo copied and a wheelbarrel full of huge red dictionaries*
*wheeles it over to andromada and methadicoly shuves every one of the 40 dictionaries right up andromadas a**, then kickes andromada in the nutz*
"you f***ing ****-a-roach say hello to my little friend!"
*pulls a grenade launcher out of a compartment of the wheel barrel and procedes to blow andromada through the wall*

**endromada** · 08-30-2004, 02:14 AM

*steps into the bar through the giant hole in the wall*
ha ha yeah... that was my robot... again... yeah i ave a factory that build them... and it jsut finished its latest job
*smiles meancingly, slides up left sleve to reveal a large armband type device with multiple buttons on it, pressing a a large red button*
*a giant robot emerges from the ground, endromada does a crazy anime super jump onto the robots sholder* then steps on the bar, crushing it, digs out hack's barely breathing body then flings him into orbit*
*then follows his body out to space, and sees the chunks of hack that wer madw when the rapid decompresion casued his body to explode*
woohoo violence

**splintercell** · 08-30-2004, 03:04 AM

*walks in* *sees the fight* *throws on his bouncer uniform over his clothes and beats the shit out of all the participants in the brawl* *chucks them all through the window* *come back when you can all act decent* *serves drinks*

**Pamela** · 08-30-2004, 03:03 PM

*Gives Splintercell a BIG RAISE*
*Starts to peruse the bar cleaning various tables...taking dishes to the sink *
*Pamela puts a quarter in the Jukebox and listens to the rythym of the music...tapping her foot in time*
*Decides to dance!....Swirls about the room...dipping and turning....gliding past her patrons with a smile*

Come and dance with me?

**splintercell** · 08-30-2004, 05:51 PM

*thanks Pam for his raise..and wonders what he will spend it on* *goes to comp USA and EB games and buys brand new comps for each table and 4 flat screen monitors to each table..so we can all enjoy D2* *buys Xbox'x and PS2's and hooks them up to the monitors also, now we can all play pretty much w/e we want..WOOHOOO!* *Installs LAN lines and networks everything..yea..now we're set to game!*

**Grave** · 08-30-2004, 05:57 PM

i dont follow this thread

**splintercell** · 08-30-2004, 06:07 PM

*explains to thgrave* It's a role playing thread..pick a role..play it..just like you would a character in a RPG game..except in a forum.

**.hack//virus** · 08-30-2004, 07:33 PM

*still standing in the bar wondering why andromada just chucked jj in to orbit*
*pulls out a 3 foot palm piolet and starts typing... still typing....hits enter*
*looks up to see andromada's own robot pummeling the s**** out of him*
*starts to play naked twister with the man shows juggies*

08-30-2004, 03:03 PM	#1036 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Gives Splintercell a BIG RAISE Starts to peruse the bar cleaning various tables...taking dishes to the sink Pamela puts a quarter in the Jukebox and listens to the rythym of the music...tapping her foot in time Decides to dance!....Swirls about the room...dipping and turning....gliding past her patrons with a smile Come and dance with me? __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

08-30-2004, 05:57 PM	#1038 (permalink)
Grave Status: *** Ancient Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 1,844** Credits: 54 Spent time on board: 11:03:30 Hours Rep Power: 8	i dont follow this thread __________________ http://myspace.com/dennis24k

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08-28-2004, 12:40 AM	#1021 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	takes some peppers off of the floor, puts them on some moldy cheese he found at JJ's other bar then eats it :) mmmmm Bleu Cheese

08-28-2004, 08:40 PM	#1022 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	walks in wearing a ripped straight-jacket,orange swim shorts and 1 green frog slipper sits down at the bar seis "I need a drink, and make it strong."

08-29-2004, 12:34 AM	#1023 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	looks at previous post begins pummeling hack//virus with the endless supply of cheese from JJ's bar for misspelling "says" lol sorry I'm in a bad mood, needed some simulated violence...

08-29-2004, 01:35 AM	#1024 (permalink)
JZXL Status: I Am Merely A Pawn... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: UK Posts: 734 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:01:29 Hours Rep Power: 6	gets a text sorry, im going for a few hours as kaylie wants to experiment with handcuffs and wants me involved speeds off

08-29-2004, 05:09 AM	#1025 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	nooo Jess died..wtf is up with that? sends a text to JZXL before he gets there letting him know ahead of time that handcuffs r fun

08-29-2004, 06:49 PM	#1026 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	wipes the cheese stains off of the ripped straight jacket "throw 1 more piece of cheese and ill be forced to tell you why i am wearing a ripped straight jacket, swim shorts and 1 frog sliper!" turns back to the bar "Where is my drink!!!" "Ive been waiting for 2 days!!!"

08-29-2004, 11:30 PM	#1027 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	loads his Patented Cheese Cannon MKII with radioactive Limburgur cheese, then takes aim at hack//virus' head, and fires, knocking off hack's head, which then sails out of the bar and hits JJ in the eye! w00t typing that just made my day... as you may have guessed my day wasn't very exciting

08-29-2004, 11:38 PM	#1028 (permalink)
JZXL Status: I Am Merely A Pawn... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: UK Posts: 734 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:01:29 Hours Rep Power: 6	walks back in that was fun! kaylie walks in, kisses him and dissappears and endromada, you hit my decoy, i was in a nice warm bed :P

08-30-2004, 12:50 AM	#1029 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	walks back in to find the boady lying across the counter "bet you didnt know i can regenerate missing boady parts or in this case a missing boady." walks over to the bar and grabs a bottle of moon shine walks over to endromada and takes a big swig of almost pure alchahol spits the moonshine on andromada and flicks a match on his alchahol soaked boady watches andromada run out of the bar engulfed in flames laughing and pulling radioactive cheese out of my neck

08-30-2004, 01:02 AM	#1030 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	walks in covered in soot, then walks up to hack//virus, pulls out his hand held teslacoil, then shoots hack wit hit LETS SEE YOU REGERATE YOURSELF FROM SUBATOMIC PARTICLES... (insert manical laughter here) P.S. its Body not Boady... get a dictionary! sryy im a real stickler fer detail :) oh and how did u manage to spell my name right, then wrong?

08-30-2004, 01:06 AM	#1031 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	fals down into a pile of dust turns to a black liquid and seeps through the floor boards, leaving a message out of black blood that reads "ill be back after i find a dictionary!"

08-30-2004, 01:08 AM	#1032 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Laughs out loud... erm... what parts of you did u sacrifice to leave behind that much blood? P.S. its FALLS!

08-30-2004, 01:19 AM	#1033 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	walks in with a deploma that looks photo copied and a wheelbarrel full of huge red dictionaries wheeles it over to andromada and methadicoly shuves every one of the 40 dictionaries right up andromadas a, then kickes andromada in the nutz "you f*ing *-a-roach say hello to my little friend!" pulls a grenade launcher out of a compartment of the wheel barrel and procedes to blow andromada through the wall*

08-30-2004, 02:14 AM	#1034 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	steps into the bar through the giant hole in the wall ha ha yeah... that was my robot... again... yeah i ave a factory that build them... and it jsut finished its latest job smiles meancingly, slides up left sleve to reveal a large armband type device with multiple buttons on it, pressing a a large red button a giant robot emerges from the ground, endromada does a crazy anime super jump onto the robots sholder then steps on the bar, crushing it, digs out hack's barely breathing body then flings him into orbit* then follows his body out to space, and sees the chunks of hack that wer madw when the rapid decompresion casued his body to explode woohoo violence

08-30-2004, 03:04 AM	#1035 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	walks in sees the fight throws on his bouncer uniform over his clothes and beats the shit out of all the participants in the brawl chucks them all through the window come back when you can all act decent serves drinks

08-30-2004, 05:51 PM	#1037 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	thanks Pam for his raise..and wonders what he will spend it on goes to comp USA and EB games and buys brand new comps for each table and 4 flat screen monitors to each table..so we can all enjoy D2 buys Xbox'x and PS2's and hooks them up to the monitors also, now we can all play pretty much w/e we want..WOOHOOO! Installs LAN lines and networks everything..yea..now we're set to game!

08-30-2004, 06:07 PM	#1039 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	explains to thgrave It's a role playing thread..pick a role..play it..just like you would a character in a RPG game..except in a forum.

08-30-2004, 07:33 PM	#1040 (permalink)
.hack//virus Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In your computer Posts: 348 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 0:07:01 Hours Rep Power: 5	still standing in the bar wondering why andromada just chucked jj in to orbit pulls out a 3 foot palm piolet and starts typing... still typing....hits enter looks up to see andromada's own robot pummeling the s*** out of him* starts to play naked twister with the man shows juggies