*Chugs beer and falls back asleep*

BAHAHAHAHA! my goth powers prevail. *sells soul to devil, to make the bar go back in time and earse all memorie of nubli.*
So. next time we can make better defense. ill help you all with my goth powers BWAHAHA nubli, unless your are ***..which you aren't..you cant change this! So hah

*charges shields just in case..makes sure they are perfectly surrounding the bar* *grabs some coke n crown and sips* *wishes for female lap dancer*

*gets a pimp to bring his girls and gets them to do whatever they are commanded* splinter, choose a girl

*ha all right now this is more like it* *grabs vodka and splashes all the girls with it* *throws a briefcase with a few grand in it to the pimp and says "I'll take em all for a few hours"*

*Abiosis is so late...*

*Grabs the strongest alcohol there, Pamela doesn't wanna give it up, so I snatch it!!!*

*Drinks it all down in one gulp, "Ahh... easy enough"

*Suddenly rears back on for legs and "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!!!*

*watches the Nubli-cow for a moment while receiving his lapdances...decides we are all having steaks tonight.*

*cough* F R..EE LAP DANCES !

by who? you?

*decides not to take the free ones from Burner and takes more from the girls*

*calls his gf* "hey sexy, im at the bar. ok, ill be right there" sorry, ill be a couple of hours, the gf wants to "snuggle" *dissapears off to his gf's house*

*stares at the cieling*

*realizes the bar is getting empty and decides to spice it up....* *throws italian peppers everywhere*

*walks in bar screams im back what i miss*

yeeehaaw!
*jumps all over splinter* *EXPLICT?* *there done* happy?

*blows himself in the corner* <--LOL

*blasts burnin's head off* we don't want his type in this bar *gets the xbot to get rid of burnin's corpse* now, DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!

*walks in as soon as the word FREE and DRINKS are usind in the same sentince*

*finishes the free drink and leaves*

*dies and never returns*

meme. : *stands up off of spinters lap*