My Bar - Page 121 - Blizzard Sector

**Pamela** · 08-18-2006, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

who wants what , at what rareity and flavour?

I would like mine medium rare and lightly seasond sir.
*Smiles warmly and gets up to fetch utinsles and dishes from the kitchen*
*Hurrying back she sets them all on a single table and in a firm voice announces*
You have all been here before ! Serve yourselves once Venom is finished please!

**Venom** · 08-25-2006, 09:10 PM

*cooks pams steak to perfection*
there its done

*sets up the rest of the steaks*
fine the rest are just going to be medium well
*continues to cook*

**Pamela** · 08-26-2006, 12:53 AM

*SMILES in great satisfaction after sampling the tender delicacy*
*Turns a smile upon Venom and nods her head in an approving manner,a smile twinkling in Pamela;s dark eyes*
My sir an excellent feast worthy of nobility!
*Rising to her feet Pamela gives her partner a gracious bow and a warm smile*
*Returning to her seat she then pays full attention to the meal before her*

**Venom** · 09-02-2006, 04:01 AM

*desparation move XD (bump)*
man it seems the bar gotten a tad quiet
*cricket noises*
...

**Pamela** · 09-03-2006, 05:02 AM

Venom,*Pamela says with an inquiring tone of voice* I think perhaps we need a bit of entertainment.Perhaps a band of song and instrument players,or mayhap readers of fine stories and tales of past brave deeds?*Pamela looks at her partner and ponders these things to herself*
*Having done justice to the fine meal that was placed before her,Pamela stands with a supple grace.*
*Absently tossing her long braided hair across her shoulder and smoothing the forest green tunic into place,she gathers the few dishes and heads into the kitchen to wash them*

**Venom** · 09-03-2006, 06:20 AM

got any good band ideas?
but maybe we need to advertise a little

**bigdeath** · 09-03-2006, 01:48 PM

*comes in with axe and kills everyone in bar then has conversation with self for hours about how good of an idea it was and eats rest of pams steak to calm nerves. Then vomits uncontrollably from the bile-like taste that ensued. Then sings Irish folk songs and goes across street to eat pork with jewish people.*

**Venom** · 09-03-2006, 05:22 PM

hey everyone look at the axe!
*takes a chainsaw and impales bigdouche with it*
im not done yet u steak hating pos!
*starts the chainsaw up shreading the inards*
time to take out the trash! *in a heroic tone*
*throws the corpse into the sewers of massive rats*

**Osirus** · 09-03-2006, 07:50 PM

*Walks in* *Turns to bartend and says* One screwdriver please.

**Venom** · 09-04-2006, 02:21 AM

*give evolution a screw driver*
there u go anything else?

**Frai7ty** · 09-04-2006, 04:51 AM

*Walks In, and look's to the bartender*

Nice place you have here. Could I possably get a Pepsi?

*Sits Down*

**Venom** · 09-04-2006, 04:55 AM

done and done * hands frai7ty a pepsi*

**Frai7ty** · 09-04-2006, 07:46 AM

*Takes a big gulp of the pepsi.*
Ahh, refreshing. So, how have you been Venom?

**Nex** · 09-04-2006, 11:22 AM

*steps into bar looks around and see barenderand asks "have you seen my kangaroo?"*
then sits down at stool

**bigdeath** · 09-04-2006, 03:27 PM

*Looks at bar window and sees the rainbow sticker......burns bar to ground*
"Take that you flamers..... Ha flamers."

**Venom** · 09-04-2006, 04:36 PM

*notices bigdeath burning down his home*
ok where were we ,ah, sadly i think your kangaroo was in the bulding that is currently being burnt down by bigdeath
*sits down*
well frai7ty its been going good

**Osirus** · 09-04-2006, 05:38 PM

*ask bartender for a pepsi lime* Nah the kangaroo stole me jacket and went hoping down the street.

**Frai7ty** · 09-04-2006, 07:50 PM

*Look's at the burning buliding, than at Venom*
Well it's good it's good to hear that youv been good.
*Looks back at the burning buliding, and than agan at Venom*
Is it alwase this chaotic?

**bigdeath** · 09-04-2006, 11:30 PM

*Bar gets shut down cause 13 year olds with alcohol pisses the atf off. Venom doesent mind going to jail cause he likes his 6'3" 300 pound black cell mate that calls him "powder puff"*

**Venom** · 09-05-2006, 07:29 PM

but bigdeathdaddy your the olny one for me says "powder puff"
*puff then bear hugs bigdeath and takes him to his prison bus since he was let out for 3 hours for good behaviour*
well yes but this chaos is the shit not as good and the good ol days
*places a notice on the nearby board "to bigdeath your futile attemps at trying to make me look gay olny insenuate that you your self are a pole riding rainbow mailbox butt buddy*

08-26-2006, 12:53 AM	#2403 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,318 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 382 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	SMILES in great satisfaction after sampling the tender delicacy Turns a smile upon Venom and nods her head in an approving manner,a smile twinkling in Pamela;s dark eyes My sir an excellent feast worthy of nobility! Rising to her feet Pamela gives her partner a gracious bow and a warm smile Returning to her seat she then pays full attention to the meal before her __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

09-03-2006, 05:02 AM	#2405 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,318 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 382 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Venom,Pamela says with an inquiring tone of voice I think perhaps we need a bit of entertainment.Perhaps a band of song and instrument players,or mayhap readers of fine stories and tales of past brave deeds?Pamela looks at her partner and ponders these things to herself Having done justice to the fine meal that was placed before her,Pamela stands with a supple grace. Absently tossing her long braided hair across her shoulder and smoothing the forest green tunic into place,she gathers the few dishes and heads into the kitchen to wash them __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

09-03-2006, 01:48 PM	#2407 (permalink)
bigdeath Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans Posts: 1,367 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 2 Days and 18:36:15 Hours Rep Power: 6	comes in with axe and kills everyone in bar then has conversation with self for hours about how good of an idea it was and eats rest of pams steak to calm nerves. Then vomits uncontrollably from the bile-like taste that ensued. Then sings Irish folk songs and goes across street to eat pork with jewish people. __________________ Sig made with Gimp2.4 Free alternative to photoshop.

09-04-2006, 04:51 AM	#2411 (permalink)
Frai7ty Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Eugene, Oregon Posts: 424 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 189 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 4:42:33 Hours Rep Power: 3	Walks In, and look's to the bartender Nice place you have here. Could I possably get a Pepsi? Sits Down __________________ Guide to Computer Themes

09-04-2006, 07:46 AM	#2413 (permalink)
Frai7ty Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Eugene, Oregon Posts: 424 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 189 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 4:42:33 Hours Rep Power: 3	Takes a big gulp of the pepsi. Ahh, refreshing. So, how have you been Venom? __________________ Guide to Computer Themes

08-25-2006, 09:10 PM	#2402 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	cooks pams steak to perfection there its done sets up the rest of the steaks fine the rest are just going to be medium well continues to cook

09-02-2006, 04:01 AM	#2404 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	desparation move XD (bump) man it seems the bar gotten a tad quiet cricket noises ...

09-03-2006, 06:20 AM	#2406 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	got any good band ideas? but maybe we need to advertise a little

09-03-2006, 05:22 PM	#2408 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	hey everyone look at the axe! takes a chainsaw and impales bigdouche with it im not done yet u steak hating pos! starts the chainsaw up shreading the inards time to take out the trash! in a heroic tone throws the corpse into the sewers of massive rats

09-03-2006, 07:50 PM	#2409 (permalink)
Osirus Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 753 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 69 Spent time on board: 19:19:57 Hours Rep Power: 5	Walks in Turns to bartend and says One screwdriver please.

09-04-2006, 02:21 AM	#2410 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	give evolution a screw driver there u go anything else?

09-04-2006, 04:55 AM	#2412 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	done and done * hands frai7ty a pepsi*

09-04-2006, 11:22 AM	#2414 (permalink)
Nex Status: Gfx Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Australia, Sydney. Posts: 1,688 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 387 Spent time on board: 1 Week, 2 Days and 20:31:42 Hours Rep Power: 7	steps into bar looks around and see barenderand asks "have you seen my kangaroo?" then sits down at stool __________________

09-04-2006, 03:27 PM	#2415 (permalink)
bigdeath Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans Posts: 1,367 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 2 Days and 18:36:15 Hours Rep Power: 6	Looks at bar window and sees the rainbow sticker......burns bar to ground "Take that you flamers..... Ha flamers." __________________ Sig made with Gimp2.4 Free alternative to photoshop.

09-04-2006, 04:36 PM	#2416 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	notices bigdeath burning down his home ok where were we ,ah, sadly i think your kangaroo was in the bulding that is currently being burnt down by bigdeath sits down well frai7ty its been going good

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09-04-2006, 05:38 PM	#2417 (permalink)
Osirus Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 753 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 69 Spent time on board: 19:19:57 Hours Rep Power: 5	ask bartender for a pepsi lime Nah the kangaroo stole me jacket and went hoping down the street.

09-04-2006, 07:50 PM	#2418 (permalink)
Frai7ty Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Eugene, Oregon Posts: 424 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 189 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 4:42:33 Hours Rep Power: 3	Look's at the burning buliding, than at Venom Well it's good it's good to hear that youv been good. Looks back at the burning buliding, and than agan at Venom Is it alwase this chaotic? __________________ Guide to Computer Themes

09-04-2006, 11:30 PM	#2419 (permalink)
bigdeath Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans Posts: 1,367 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 2 Days and 18:36:15 Hours Rep Power: 6	Bar gets shut down cause 13 year olds with alcohol pisses the atf off. Venom doesent mind going to jail cause he likes his 6'3" 300 pound black cell mate that calls him "powder puff" __________________ Sig made with Gimp2.4 Free alternative to photoshop.

09-05-2006, 07:29 PM	#2420 (permalink)
Venom Status: co-owner of my bar Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,777 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:03 Hours Rep Power: 8	but bigdeathdaddy your the olny one for me says "powder puff" puff then bear hugs bigdeath and takes him to his prison bus since he was let out for 3 hours for good behaviour well yes but this chaos is the shit not as good and the good ol days places a notice on the nearby board "to bigdeath your futile attemps at trying to make me look gay olny insenuate that you your self are a pole riding rainbow mailbox butt buddy