*loads another jesus*
i can do this alllll day, im not gonna run out soon
*takes out satan again*
got my coke and my lazy boy

*hangs crosses all around the room*
*walks around spraying holy water everywhere*
*puts brick dust along the doors and windows*
"That should take care of most of our problems. Sorry for the inconveniance to anyone, this is the only way to solve our little demonic issue."

Well, since we're getting into religion..
*sets up an altar in the center of the bar and searches through her book of spells*
Hmm... oooo, there's one about "discovering your unique gift"
*checks to see the moon is waxing, anoints a black witch candle and a bloodstone gem with Hecate oil and blessingn oil, while rubbing oil on say, "Hecate, old and wise, powerful and true, Help me see the gift that is my due. Empower me to use it with good intent, So all may benefit from my talent."*

...Aww, I have to do it three more times untill it works. -.- Why do they always tell me at the end? ><

black magic is good but religious based defences are useless at the bar
*fires off a christ at zero*
where you god now!!!
*inconspicuois box in the corner appears somewhere in the bar*
box: to airport, odd, oh well
*sit and eagerly awaits the release of wii and ssbb while drinking some coke*

*summons an elemental to keep watch for plat*
*sits down and arders a drink*
"Not long now."
*someone speaks*
"Yep"
"yep"
"Urh Huh"

Party time. :] *Spazzes like girls in pic* ^--^;;

*cheery's spaz'd aftermath*


had a good time?

Thank you cheery, now I have a serious headache.

"boots up christ launcer and adds yet another jesus.

*kills randyj for touching my gun with his noobish forumness*
no one touches my stuff and lives other than my coworkers
*pays cheery with randyj's wallet*

"Hey, don't I get a cut?"
*walks over and revives rany, then proceds to kill him yet again*
"Are my services no longer required? I thought you all enjoyed my killing methods."

*Kills randy yet again.*
"when the hell did this guy get here?"
*Opens a black hole that only sucks up randy and then closes it after he is in it*
*Damn my pepsi is all out..."
*Starts to snap fingers then discovers that it is impolite since it is a bar.*
"Hey cherry, I'd like to buy a pespsi."
*Does just that.*

"And I guess I'll spend some time with Uncle Jack."
*orders a bottle of jack and leaves the money on the counter*
"Anyone up for a game of billards? I would say darts but I'm sort of getting tipsy and that would probably be very unwise at the time."

*stumbles in and looks toward the brocken window*
"This scene seems relly familiar, and so does that window."
*orders a coke and crown*
"So, whats on the box, any requests?"
*Walks to the jukebox and inserts a five*

Hmmm...some Disturbed, Godsmack, SOD, and throw in a classic, like Santana.
>8{0

*jukebox breaks down*
not again...

"YO BARTENDER, 1 beer please."
*walks over to the bar*

*gives him the world worst beer*
heres your "BEER"

*snatches the bottle from Venom before it passes into Hackers hand*
"Need to inspect ti for ya first, wink, wink."
*turns around and pisses in the bottle*
*hands it back to Hacker who finishes it off with a contented sigh, never suspecting a thing*
"That good eh? Maybe I should start charging."

*kills zero*
dont be such a disgusting ass
*gives hacker a normal beer ,immune to w/e zero does to it*