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Old 05-07-2006, 02:30 AM   #2181 (permalink)
 
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*gives cheery a hug and a raise in pay*
that you for doing that X3
*killz za*
za ****ing stop with the toilet thing
*REMOVES TOILETS TO AN ALTERNATE DIMENTION DUE TO ZA BEING A ASS*
(better now????)
you you other people are pissed then kill za
*hands cheery a gold key*
you get the private rest room since you've been such a great worker also that key can open the forbiden door of unknownness

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Old 05-07-2006, 02:53 AM   #2182 (permalink)
 
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*Closes down the bar due to health reasons*
Please, refrain from using fag as in insult, not only is it out of section, its disrepectfull as hell.
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:09 AM   #2183 (permalink)
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*Comes in to steal the golden key*
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:43 AM   #2184 (permalink)
 
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*kills mfn due to drying to steal key*
"ahh tolets gone again.. after all that pepsi i need to piss"
*walks up to za throws him into a vortex then pisses into it*
"ahh thats better."
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Old 05-07-2006, 02:41 PM   #2185 (permalink)
 
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Thank you Venom for the key and stuffs. ^--^ But you shouldn't use da word fag, especially as an insult. Like Platinum said.

Siris, if you really got to take a piss that bad.. go outside. :\

Sorry if I'm not the kindest lately, I got uber sick and I'm in pain. ;---;
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:04 PM   #2186 (permalink)
 
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*reappears before Siris can close his vortex*
"Now you should j\know that you can't keep me away forever."
*hands Venom a wad of bills*
"Now, how about we all stop this childish nonsense and share this 'stuff' that I got from Venom, ehh?"
*asks Venom, Siris, Cheery, and Za to join him*
"Ah, this is some good 'stuff' Venom, thanks."
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Old 05-09-2006, 12:17 AM   #2187 (permalink)
 
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*walks over to zero and shakes his hand in truce*
"okay, i was getting kinda bored with all that fighting."
"Now lets see what all you got...."
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Old 05-09-2006, 01:38 PM   #2188 (permalink)
 
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"Ahh, here it is; some top of the line 'stuff'.
*hands Siris a small packet*
"Know that if you accept this, that I am not responsible for any actions that may take place afterwards, and you will owe me $100." >8)
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:14 AM   #2189 (permalink)
 
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Zero, if those are drugs I ain't getting near it.
*lays on bar and travels through the thoughts in her dirty mind <3*
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:18 AM   #2190 (permalink)
 
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*smokes a bowl in the corner*
Drugs are bad. Mmkay.
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:30 AM   #2191 (permalink)
 
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gees zero this aint a drug smuggling bar you kno
*looks at the drugs*
sirus's briefcase was just a cooler for beer would be a mighty shame if the cops came
*cops burst through the doors and arrest zero, sirus and some pointless patrons that were apart of the deal*
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Old 05-10-2006, 12:36 AM   #2192 (permalink)
 
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*laughs at the cops*
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:27 AM   #2193 (permalink)
 
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*Pays zero before the cops come*
*as the cops were arresting me, i slam my clawed and into th cops face. The rest of the cops circle around.*
*rips open the small package to reveal a 5 foot wicked, black sword. and continues to fight the cops.*
*cops open fire but i dodge with ease while slices through two more cops.*
*looks at cherry and says,*
"guys wanna continue outside?"
*runs outside so the cops follow.*
*for the two minutes outside comes echoes of screams gunfire and carexplosions*
*after the two minutes: walks inside the bar, wiping his blade. then snaps his figers and the dead cops inside disappear in a puff of darkness*
"I like zero.. lets see what else you have...."
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"Geez, what is with you people; they are just brownies."
*opens the box and shows everyone*
"See, brownies, good stuff. You didn't tell them Venom? Oh well, between your 'special' brownies and Siris' cooler of beverages...I say Party On!!"
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"Well its a good think my brownies turned into a sword... otherwise $100 is a bit much for them dont you think? They must be pretty special brownies."
"of course, money is pretty easy to come by here..."

"Yup, i got the drinks. Lets start this party already. =P"
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"There are very special brownies. Not only that, they are injected with caffeine."
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I want.. a p*nis. :\ Yes, that would be mighty rad.


*Sits in ponders*...

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*summons satan and ends the world*
My goff powers pwn you all.
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Old 05-11-2006, 12:29 AM   #2199 (permalink)
 
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*slaps plat and points to the anti-satan summoning sign*
jeez looks like you get "the box"
*presses a button opening a trap door under plat sending him into "the box"*
time to kill satan again...
*takes the christ laucher and loads jesus*
jesus: hey!!! HEY!!!, stop it or you'll feel the wrath of god!!! smight HIM!!!!
*5 minutes later*
yup great smighting jesus not stop squerming or im gonna miss
*lauches jesus sending satan from wence he came from*
all in a day's work
*goes back to bartending*
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*Summons satan yet again and ends all time.* Suck on that.
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