ooh, good, my laptop is still there... ...WHAT?? 50 E-MAILS??? 100??? *starts to talk to his mates on d2*

*bulldozes the bar again*

*rebuilds the bar and puts a sign outside saying "No Powers, no problem" and under that saying "If you think you have powers, automated sentry guns will fire upon your entry...ones you cant destroy, because Kellard is a *** and Kellard says so"*

Drinks are yummy, come in, drink one, and have a normal conversation..like normal people might.

Cheeky git! now i have to buy another laptop! *gets out his mobile* "um, yes, can i have the best laptop you have please?" *dissapears (runs) to a different place*

Did you just call me a git? *tacks another sign outside saying "No people who say the word 'git' allowed"*

My signs are the epitimy of all signs outside bars.

While observing all of the madness he wonders if this place is really suited to him, he figures he will give it a bit more of a go. He downs his drink and orders another. thinking about the good old days.

i'd suggest leave (its the best option)

Maniac enters bar sits down, orders a drink, and listens to all the senseless rabble... And laughs...

*Buys Maniac a drink, and tells him how stupid everyone is, and that he can't leave her alone*

Thanks Allisurd for the drink and laughs again at her comment about everyone.

*Orders a 750ml bottle of Bacardi 151, downs the whole thing, and waits to pass out*

*walks back in with a gun and shoots kellard* "***damn it! why don't you die??" *puts the barrel of the gun in kellard's mouth and pulls the trigger* "messy. at least hes dead" *orders a whisky and downs it in one*

"Woo Hoo JZXL!"
*High Five*
*Passes out from the bottle of 151*
I hope no one takes advantage of me

*pours a bucket of water over cheshire to revive cheshire* "hey chesh, get up" *cheshire wakes up* "hey chesh, im sorry for earlier (i was a bit pissed off) truce?" *holds out his hand to cheshire to confirm his offer of a truce*

How I can delete or log out my profile say plz?

This is not the place to post that. post it somewhere else. (*cough, cough* sperate thread *cough, cough*)
infact cheshirecat, as your a mod, you can delete that
(this wan't originally a double post)

*Summons the bouncer to kick ReaperShade out*
Alas, I cannot delete it, as it is not my area. Someone else will have to.

i just realised (sorry). anyway, going to agree on that truce?

Sure, truce
*puts on a hand buzzer*
"Shake?"

"no shake with the buzzer" *rips the buzzer off of his hand and shakes his hand*
"no offense meant by ripping off the buzzer"

Lol "none taken."
*Falls over from the 151*
"A little help, please?"