*walks in a starts asking for id's mwahahah

for me a beer plz

*appears out of nowhere with a suprized look on his face*
"What tha...I had just materalized on a Hawain island with a group of girls playing topless vollyball. Next thing I know, i'm here, in a bar with no bartender" *grumbles*
*sees Venom and walks over with a sly smile on his face*
"You know Venom, I got to thinkin when you accidentaly sent me to that island, why waste our time and cunning on each other? Lets find some dolt and practice our various 'methods' on. Well, whadda ya say?"
*flicks his wrist and sends a couple of glasses of whiskey sliding down the table towars them*
*hands one to Venom*
"Hmmmm?"

*raises one eyebrow*
good point!
*points to anubisbel*
there he is
*chuges the glass of wisky, takes a a lighter ,and fire sprays anubisbel*
btw i dont like whiskey
*breaks the glass over the char'd body*

*whell that hurted, now i really wanne have a beer pleas

*laughs hystericaly*
"Watch this"
*raises hand and makes a guesture*
*Anubisbel slowley starts rising towards the ceiling fan*
*Anubisbel pleads for mercy*
"Ohh God no, please, spare me for I am weak and powerless"
*Zero pauses, then with a flick of his wrist, sends Anibisbel fly through a window and out into traffic*
*Sigh* "I need another scoth after that"

*Walks back into the bar and say what the hell whase that?
*Slaps zerokool in the face
*asking again nicely for me a beer -_-

*calmly get up and walks behind counter *
*gets a bottle out of the cooler*
*calmly walks back around*
*then, very quickly, shots his arm out and smashes the bottle against the back of Anubibel's head*
"That'll be $1.25 for the beer, $2.25 more making me waste it, and $4.50 for just putting up with you."

*ask's zerokool why you hate me?*
*i'm bleeding very badly.*

Besides the fact that there is no bartender, i'm bored, and you are then only other person here that I don't know. I now hand this over to Venom. Enjoy!! >8)

ooh lol where is the bartender then? ^^
whell im steve i play on europe and west now (just started on west) i'm 16 years old and i live in belgium nice to meet you.
lol

i'll be temp bartender (if and when pam comes back T-T)
* pushes a button*
oops!
* every station goes to a "breaking news report" stating that belgium has just been nuke'd and wiped of the map *

*gives bel and beer*
a great shame it was
* stares at the button with "DO NOT PUSH " ...."!!!nuke!!!! "control device"*

*omg lol its just only belgium who cares?*
*drink's some of the beer*
*and say's "welcome" to the bartender ^^*

*Asks for a bottle of Jack*
"Ahhh, I do love to spend time with uncle Jack"
*Goes over to the pool table and starts to shoot a game*

Someone buy me a beer - I'm poor

*Erhmmm*
"This is a no soliciting bar, the wise thing to do would be to leave. I hate bums"
*breaks a pool cue over his head and throws outside into a puddle*

*picks up pool cue and puts it in the trash*
"i hate broken pool cues" " give me a PBR and make it fast, i gotta go to work. im a school bus driver"
*smokes a crack rock*

*stops outside, looks down at dude in the street*
*walks inside and orders a beer*
Uh, where is the bartender?

Wow, I haven't been here in the longest time.
Well, HELLO! I'm back! =D
*gnaws on Venom's head* n.n;
You are bartender so you must deal with my pestering.
xP