My Bar... a little hole in reality - Page 2 - Blizzard Sector

cadence73 · 10-13-2005, 12:20 AM

*as his cloak falls to the ground he walks in the door with his katana in hand* "swish" (NINJA MAGIC)
*picks up his cloak and swings it on his back as he sits down.... pulls out a cookie and throws it to Beholder*
not bad buddy clipped my side when i did my replacement magic... better then Anu-doggy over there

SilverTiger · 10-13-2005, 02:27 AM

*A young girl enters the bar, takes a look around, and says under her breath*
"Doesn't seem as bad as others"
*Walks up to the bartender and after looking around one more time faces him as asks*
"Hullo there, I'm looking for a job all the other bars are full... I'm attractive and perfect to work in a bar, what do u think sir?"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 02:33 AM

*still watching the growing tention between beholder and cadence he doesnt notice at first*
*then as if

he looks at Silver*
well hello there sexy what can i do for you?
o you were talken to me about that job?
you wanna work in a crappy place like this??
sure jobs yours you start now and i hope you can shoot a gun...
*looks again to the semi fighting semi drunk men*
and maybe use a sword with how this is goin....
dress code is mini skirt and bikini top...dont be late for work got it sweet cheaks?

SilverTiger · 10-13-2005, 02:36 AM

*Looks at the bartender and answers*
"Sure sugah, no problem, when can i start?"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 02:37 AM

you start now the first asignment....jumpingjacks...GO

SilverTiger · 10-13-2005, 02:43 AM

*Looks at the bartender for a moment*
"K sugah, tell me when to stop"*laughs*
*starts doing the um.. jumpingjacks*
*thinks*-He may think himself amusing but I'm sure as hell I didnt ask for a PE instructor-

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 02:52 AM

hehe
*I think i'm amusing* =P
here bring Jack these beers then clean tables and take any orders... got it sweet cheaks?

Jackel · 10-13-2005, 03:35 AM

*asleep on a table...as Silver walks up he falls on her... grabing her butt and licking her in his sleep*

**DaCougarMech** · 10-13-2005, 03:45 AM

"hey bartendherrr!!! i thenks youse gaves meh too strongs of eh pepshi!!!"
*collapses face first into silvertiger's b00bies*
"these pillows is lumpy!"

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 04:39 AM

hey guys watch the merchendise....
Dont hurt her....If you do i gotta pay workmens comp. and me no like that

**Beholder99** · 10-13-2005, 06:09 PM

*grabs dcm and throws his face against the floor*
"is this a better pillow you perverted sick freak?"
*looks at jackel.. then to cadence*
*reaches in cloack and pulls out shades along with a greanade of some sort*
*throws grendade BANG flash bang goes off*
*when everyone isnt dazed i am sitting back at bar and jackel is pinned against the wall with knives*

cadence73 · 10-13-2005, 11:07 PM

*clap clap clap*
not too bad BFG
but you went away from your guns to knives?
that you were a gunner what happened?

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:10 PM

*as the flash bomb goes off he pulls out more scotch and by the time the blindness is gone has a new glass waiting for beholder.*
sorry jack thats what happens to the good customers...take one for the team bud
ok this money aint gonna cover much more damage to that wall bro

Jackel · 10-13-2005, 11:21 PM

*struggles against the knives but notices he cant get down....*
GRRRRROOOWWWLLL *eyes turn a dark red....dark and bright at the same time
a skeliton rises from the floor infront of Jackel and starts removing the knives*
I'm gonna kill you....
*falls to the ground and his skeliton gives him support as he is bleeding from many places and to weak*
you are dissmissed D
*the skeliton "D" sinks into a circle of darkness on the floor witch closes after him*
I will kill you....
but i need another beer first...and to get my colateral from Cadence back...

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:25 PM

here...Silver bring Jack a Jack Black Back will ya?
hey Jack can i get a few of those Skullies to work here?
Silver is doin a crappy job

cadence73 · 10-13-2005, 11:28 PM

yea right Jack till you pay me you aint getten the anubis statue back
i love this thing.... I can do alot of stuff i never could before with it
Look *stabs himself with his Katana right thru the stomach*
Grrrr *Withdraws*....*no blood or cut remains*
I love this statue!!

**Za avatar** · 10-13-2005, 11:48 PM

i guess we are starting round two after a few drinks guys?
if i may set down a rule....
STOP HITTING MY WALLS

**Beholder99** · 10-14-2005, 02:12 AM

*smirks*
"i never said i was a gun man, they just happen to ge the gob done faster"
"i have a few tricks in my sleeves"

cadence73 · 10-14-2005, 02:17 AM

pfft guns are nothing compared to my Katana maybe in speed but never in power or precision you already proved that i just havent struck yet

**DaCougarMech** · 10-14-2005, 03:35 AM

*gets up from the floor and shakes off his bulging biceps*
"now who wants to touch me?"
*starts posing in various forms that show off his rock hard muscles*

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10-13-2005, 12:20 AM	#21 (permalink)
cadence73 Status: Newcomer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 45 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 15 Spent time on board: 0:07:48 Hours Rep Power: 4	as his cloak falls to the ground he walks in the door with his katana in hand "swish" (NINJA MAGIC) picks up his cloak and swings it on his back as he sits down.... pulls out a cookie and throws it to Beholder not bad buddy clipped my side when i did my replacement magic... better then Anu-doggy over there

10-13-2005, 02:27 AM	#22 (permalink)
SilverTiger Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: With my master Posts: 30 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	A young girl enters the bar, takes a look around, and says under her breath "Doesn't seem as bad as others" Walks up to the bartender and after looking around one more time faces him as asks "Hullo there, I'm looking for a job all the other bars are full... I'm attractive and perfect to work in a bar, what do u think sir?"

10-13-2005, 02:33 AM	#23 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	still watching the growing tention between beholder and cadence he doesnt notice at first then as if he looks at Silver well hello there sexy what can i do for you? o you were talken to me about that job? you wanna work in a crappy place like this?? sure jobs yours you start now and i hope you can shoot a gun... looks again to the semi fighting semi drunk men and maybe use a sword with how this is goin.... dress code is mini skirt and bikini top...dont be late for work got it sweet cheaks?

10-13-2005, 02:36 AM	#24 (permalink)
SilverTiger Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: With my master Posts: 30 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	Looks at the bartender and answers "Sure sugah, no problem, when can i start?"

10-13-2005, 02:37 AM	#25 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	you start now the first asignment....jumpingjacks...GO

10-13-2005, 02:43 AM	#26 (permalink)
SilverTiger Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: With my master Posts: 30 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	Looks at the bartender for a moment "K sugah, tell me when to stop"laughs starts doing the um.. jumpingjacks thinks-He may think himself amusing but I'm sure as hell I didnt ask for a PE instructor-

10-13-2005, 02:52 AM	#27 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	hehe I think i'm amusing =P here bring Jack these beers then clean tables and take any orders... got it sweet cheaks?

10-13-2005, 03:35 AM	#28 (permalink)
Jackel Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 18 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:16:51 Hours Rep Power: 4	asleep on a table...as Silver walks up he falls on her... grabing her butt and licking her in his sleep

10-13-2005, 03:45 AM	#29 (permalink)
DaCougarMech Status: I'm Delicious! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: watching you through a hole in your ceiling Posts: 2,651 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 151 Spent time on board: 3:00:32 Hours Rep Power: 9	"hey bartendherrr!!! i thenks youse gaves meh too strongs of eh pepshi!!!" collapses face first into silvertiger's b00bies "these pillows is lumpy!"

10-13-2005, 04:39 AM	#30 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	hey guys watch the merchendise.... Dont hurt her....If you do i gotta pay workmens comp. and me no like that

10-13-2005, 06:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	grabs dcm and throws his face against the floor "is this a better pillow you perverted sick freak?" looks at jackel.. then to cadence reaches in cloack and pulls out shades along with a greanade of some sort throws grendade BANG flash bang goes off when everyone isnt dazed i am sitting back at bar and jackel is pinned against the wall with knives

10-13-2005, 11:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
cadence73 Status: Newcomer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 45 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 15 Spent time on board: 0:07:48 Hours Rep Power: 4	clap clap clap not too bad BFG but you went away from your guns to knives? that you were a gunner what happened?

10-13-2005, 11:10 PM	#33 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	as the flash bomb goes off he pulls out more scotch and by the time the blindness is gone has a new glass waiting for beholder. sorry jack thats what happens to the good customers...take one for the team bud ok this money aint gonna cover much more damage to that wall bro

10-13-2005, 11:21 PM	#34 (permalink)
Jackel Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 18 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:16:51 Hours Rep Power: 4	struggles against the knives but notices he cant get down.... GRRRRROOOWWWLLL eyes turn a dark red....dark and bright at the same time a skeliton rises from the floor infront of Jackel and starts removing the knives I'm gonna kill you.... falls to the ground and his skeliton gives him support as he is bleeding from many places and to weak you are dissmissed D the skeliton "D" sinks into a circle of darkness on the floor witch closes after him I will kill you.... but i need another beer first...and to get my colateral from Cadence back...

10-13-2005, 11:25 PM	#35 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	here...Silver bring Jack a Jack Black Back will ya? hey Jack can i get a few of those Skullies to work here? Silver is doin a crappy job

10-13-2005, 11:28 PM	#36 (permalink)
cadence73 Status: Newcomer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 45 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 15 Spent time on board: 0:07:48 Hours Rep Power: 4	yea right Jack till you pay me you aint getten the anubis statue back i love this thing.... I can do alot of stuff i never could before with it Look stabs himself with his Katana right thru the stomach Grrrr Withdraws....no blood or cut remains I love this statue!!

10-13-2005, 11:48 PM	#37 (permalink)
Za avatar Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 165 Spent time on board: 0:40:03 Hours Rep Power: 4	i guess we are starting round two after a few drinks guys? if i may set down a rule.... STOP HITTING MY WALLS

10-14-2005, 02:12 AM	#38 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	smirks "i never said i was a gun man, they just happen to ge the gob done faster" "i have a few tricks in my sleeves"

10-14-2005, 02:17 AM	#39 (permalink)
cadence73 Status: Newcomer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 45 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 15 Spent time on board: 0:07:48 Hours Rep Power: 4	pfft guns are nothing compared to my Katana maybe in speed but never in power or precision you already proved that i just havent struck yet

10-14-2005, 03:35 AM	#40 (permalink)
DaCougarMech Status: I'm Delicious! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: watching you through a hole in your ceiling Posts: 2,651 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 151 Spent time on board: 3:00:32 Hours Rep Power: 9	gets up from the floor and shakes off his bulging biceps "now who wants to touch me?" starts posing in various forms that show off his rock hard muscles