[Xerdge]

being Scarred is fun though! And the monkeys...yeah there watching after their victory over the penguins ---NO--- they watch all enemies constantly! beware .....Yeah they're evil things. The zoo is a dangeros place, they throw stuff, frightening, smelly, warm stuff, they only put bars on the cages, they need 5foot think walls for them, they ARE evil, they destroyed the penguins in the war of the antartic, I tried to support the Penguins but to no avail and now im an enemy of them......Yeah...They wanna destroy me.. *eak*

[Ruin-Tumult]

wow, do you have your facts wrong.
The SURP {Social Republic of United Penguins} had never fought the M.R. {Monkey Republic}. The only war that the M.R. and the SURP were both involved in, the SURP were only technological developers, supplying both sides of the war {The Knob War, actually}, of which the M.R. was against the U.R.A. {The United Roosters of America}.
The U.R.A. actually fought the SURP about five centuries ago, which resulted in a draw. The M.R. was the outside party to help the two rationalize out a treaty.

[Xerdge]

*Gasps* ......It is a Lord of knowledge! *bows* "good master you know much!" *slips tuna blaster fish gun out of pocket* You know......well you know too much! *blasts Ruin with the Tuna Blaster gun* You need to be destroyed this information is classified! "bwahahaha" *tuna barage happens* Bwahahahah! "Feel the stink of Tuna! And stay out the Penguins affairs! Fool! " Bwahahaha *tuna....Tuna...Tuna*

[Ruin-Tumult]

*stumbles onto his knee from the barrage of tuna* oh my, you have defeated me!!!!...not! *pulls out his banana grenade, and throws it at Xerdge.* "Die!"

[Aemaeth]

[Xerdge]

ROFL the Pixs was great!


*Gets smacked into the face with the Banna Bomb , and stares dumbfoundly at it for a moment....* "Oh......*beap* " -Bomb Explodes, and as the dust clears it reveals a figure crouced down behind a boulder revealing himself, his face is scared and one arm limp....- "I live!, and now that the war has begun anew I must let the Penguin Chanceller know! G'day!" *dives into Ocean*

[Ruin-Tumult]

*After seeing the Penguin Messenger leave, Ruin decides to fly off to the Rooster Czar.* "must tell him that the war has began again!"

[Obfuscate]

Originally Posted by Aemaeth

Pure win. This thread can hereby be closed and damned to the nearest hell pit.

[Pamela]

Originally Posted by Obfuscate

Pure win. This thread can hereby be closed and damned to the nearest hell pit.

I concure! Scott,babycakes,you just OWNED this thread! Request close!

[jedimaster86]

I swear I closed this thread like 16 times. Let's just leave it at that and move on...

-close