Ok Now this just a few that I find funny...feel free to add any personal or WHATEVER things that make YOU Crabby! XD
(this is a book btw and Ill list things that apply to me in particular)

Customer service departments that don't.

Programming executives who haven't yet learned that the world doesn't
need yet another late night talk show.

People who say "Irreguardless"

People who say "I could care less" when they mean they couldn't care less.

People that say "very unique"

Your spelling bees being so far behind you that you need a dictionary to
spell "restaraunt"

Your High School Latin classes are so behind you that you use a dictionary to spell "Caeser Salad"

Missing the bus.
Missing the plane.
Missing the train.
Missing the point.
Fantasizing you are anywhere else other than the Dentists office when he calls your name.
The feel of the novocaine shot.
The sound of the Dentists drill.
*Just X-rays and cleaning* turning into X-rays cleaning and 2 fillings.
Bad breath on Dentists.
Your Dentist waiting till he is up to his wrists in your mouth to ask you a question.
Having your mouth packed with cotton wadding while your Dentist is spouting misguided political statements.
Painless Dentist who aren't.
Actually paying Dentists to do those things to you.

ok your turn ^^

title fixed ~jedi

typos...especially in thread titles :-/

the phrase "to be honest with you". what are they lying the rest of the time?

symbols in someone's messenger nickname, especially when the person isnt a child =/
people who say "cry"

and everything u said

What make's me crabby is waking up to my ***damn cell ringing and hearing a ***** moan and cry cuz she does something stupid w/ a guy...And how the loser kid's in my school form big groups in the hallway, and slow all of us down for class >.<

People that change their name and sign on and off MSN repeatedly as a way to send messages

people who talk REALLY loud

All the drama that goes on at my house. My ***, I thought I'd left that shit behind in highschool.

My roomate's girlfriend who has like.. No job, no car no money and is just a big f'ing mooch.

could not agrre with you more, i HATE drama and moochers

LOL Here are a few more.
Escargot eaters who insist on sharing.
Raw oyster eaters who insist on sharing.
Haggis eaters who insist on sharing.
Those chewy onion rings turning out to be fried calamari.
The tasteless shrimp crepe turning out to be full of snails.
Ordering sweetbreads and discovering it isn.t sweet and certainly isn't bread.
Fish entrees served with the head on.
Luaus where the entree wears an apple in its mouth and an irritated expression on its face.
Shellfish dinners you have to execute to eat.
Tiny ancient drivers behind the wheel ..of the car right in front of you.
That obviously forgot how to drive.

(TY Jed) LOL thats all for now!

calamari is so freaking good...

when my mom says "are you okay honey?" and I answer yeah, and then she asks again 5 minutes later

people who ignore me piss me off baddd.

not when you don't know it's calamari it's not.


People that wake me up to early.

Realizing you're working 1/3 of your life for someone named FICA.
Waiters who serve hot salsa and chips but no water to your table.
People who wouldn't recognize quality if it presented them with an engraved calling card.
Blind dates you like who don't seem thrilled with you.
Blind dates ready to propose,whom you'ld rather never see again.
First dates who give you big goonight kisses after NOT even coming near you all night.
People who are impossible to buy gifts for.
People without the imagination to buy gift certificates for people who are impossible to buy gifts for.
Having to look pleased and after opening a dumb dud gift.
Rejection.
Rejection letters.
FORM rejection letters.

lol ok thats all for now.

Ah ***, that's the worst. *opens gift* Ah... Battery powered socks... just what I wanted... *forced grin*

ROFL, thats the most retarded thing ever, battery powered socks lmao. Whats the batterys for? I mean u can put the sock on lol.

They actually have them for people that Hunt, it warms them incase you are hunting in the Winter.

people that chew with their mouthes open

loud mouths who never shut up

Lol, I might go searching for them, my feet are cold at night, even with my socks on xP

when your clearly online or set to away with a message like {Out LAM} and people message you saying "are you there". when im online and people say that i tell them no im on mars like wtf it says im online u dumbass pay attention

LOL those are good! Here are a few more.
Being made to sit on the front seat on a rollercoaster.(I like the last seat personally)
Sitting next to a wuss on a rollercoaster.
Sitting BEHIND someone with a weak stomach on a rollercoaster.
Starting a vegetable garden,and finding out your whole backyard is clay and gravel.
Forgetting which vegetables you planted in which row.
Neighborhood kids using your garden as a shortcut.
The whole neighborhood using your garden as a free vegetable stand.
Forgetting the bug spray on camping trips.
Thinking everything is poison ivy.
Not recognizing REAL poison ivy.
The tent not looking anything like it did in the catalog.
Camping with people who don't do much at home ,and even less in the woods.
Wet firewood...wet matches...wet toilet paper.
Needing to go to the bathroom at 4 a.m. in the wild.
Realizing where the bathroom IS at 4a.m.
Having to unzip the warm sleeping bag and put on your shoes at 4a.m.
Realizing you left the flashlight on all night.
Sqatting in the woods.
Realizing you actually miss the concrete urban setting you are trying to get away from!

Thats it for now.