LMFAO Frater!!!

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When people say BRB and never come back.

That's just because they don't like you.

Saying BRB ...then having the internet go down,
During an important fight,
Where 18 people are involved,
Where you end up looking like a dumbass to these guys now.
Having to explain to 18 people what happened.
Wishing you were ANYPLACE other than there right at that moment.

the word "noob"
the word "pwn"
"pp"

Yah or *Newb*,
and *pwn* comes from how the keys are set on the keyboard.
It annoys me that people in FFXI butcher the English language.
Imagine reading this shit for hours.
*Fer ya*
Y?I can come to u soon*
*Cuz..Im not yer level*
*U know wear dis is?*
*Dats not funy man*
*Who r u?*
*prolly...Iono*

Gotta wonder if its lazy or just stupid.

the word "pub"
computer viruses
people who think they're really important/awesome and their not
people who can't speak english(in america)

the newb 1 posters asking for freebies
the pk duels going to sh!t in d2

Lol.. here are some..

" I dont know "
" Maybe Later "
" Owned "
Also I agree with Pam, I hate long readings that you cant skip..

People who think they are the shit..
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" You arent funny man.. "

tailgaters, people that dont use their turn signal, i had another but i forgot

NO SHIT! I hate people who think they are ***...but I would not trust them to empty the trash on the appropriate day!
People that make snide insulting comments..then ask for money,
while living in your house,
that you clean up after,
and complain when a large ass spider races accross your foot,at night,but scream LOUDLY
in the dark,as you are trying to NOT wet your pants!

when someone asks you are you awake? when your sleeping.
when your sleeping and the phone rings, you pick it up just to realize that they had hung up.
Then they call back 15 minutes later just as your falling back asleep.

Next Door neighbor using a jackhammer at 6 in the morning.

Cats that like to sleep on your head, face, chest, were ever they feel comfortable at

Dogs that bark at leaves.

D2 Related
Just like some people have said the words, pwn newb or noob whatever variation, pp over and over in a room by the same person.

I have more just can't think of anymore right now

Women, can't live with em, can't live without em.
99% of trouble guys have, stems from a girl trouble.

Cats that go on your lap, and then decide to stick their claws out, ****ing hate that..

A dog that barks when a car drives buy

When you get a drink and someone drinks it on you.

Scratched games that wont work.



****ing sony for ****ing not putting their network adapter in stores anymore.

What I REALALLY HATE is when people talk shit, then you hit them in the face or somewhere and they start crying

HAH!! Women have men trouble too you know!
Strange women calling,
in the middle of the night,
asking for Husband that is out of town!
Jumping Husband only to find out it was a wrong number.
Having to say you are sorry,yet still highly suspicious.
Knowing you are jumping to conclusions,but also knowing you can flip a coin and be right either way.
Wondering why the hell you are admitting all this >.<

I hate having to say sorry ><

Oh heres a good one.. omfg i forgot it. Nevermind -.-

Err heres one

Someone comes in and makes a mess out of your room and you have to clean it up.

I say "cry"

It works when trolling on battle.net

All thoes foods are wonderful...



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When you wake up and dont know where you are ; )

people who insist on splashing water on you when you work as a lifeguard at a pool and you are in a pissy mood
kids who run around a pool
parents who leave their infant in a pool then go off to talk on their cell phone
stupid jackasses who come to the pool every ****ing day and break every ****ing rule
people who order only vegetables on their pizzas
people who go to round table and order a sandwich
co-workers who go power crazy when they are given a temporary position as a leader

Ya I agree ..IF you are ready for them...if its your first try ...meh you dont want to puke on the table.
Waking up and NOT knowing where you are can be a hazourd to both you and any partner.

Hypocrites really piss me off