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| Status: Newcomer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Florida
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Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0 ![]() | When gas prices go up instead of down. When a guy is checking out a girl and says, "I'd hit that", especially when its pretty clear that him "hitting that" probably would never be an option. Parents who don't parent. People who think being a virgin after the age of 21 means the person is either ugly, a prude, or that no one wants them. People who think that a girl who has had multiple sex partners over time means she is "easy". People who think that a guy who has had several sex parners this week means he is "cool" Email and/or thread posts that are typed in all CAPS. People who honk their horn when it is obvious the car infront of them cannot move. |
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida
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Credits: 292 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16 ![]() | Having to re-log in everytime the freaking power goes out. The power going out at all. Too much frozen food versus too little freezer space. re-arrangeing. Again. And again. Shopping at a busy Walmart ,and nearly being mowed down in the meat section. By a kid. Yelling*Wheeeee!* Mom no where to be found of course. Wanting to just get your stuff and check out. Seeing all the check out lines backed up for (seemingly) miles. Wondering if you can just make it thru for a few days with no Toilet paper,and subsist on soup. Actually considering this in a serious manner.
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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Credits: 262 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 10 ![]() ![]() | not being able to go on a computer for 5 days cause its your moms weak having your moms compter broken for a long ass time. oh and pamela, a while back you said stuff about mn talking to your breasts. Were you showing massive cleavage? if you reduce that and wear more shirt then that might solve your problem. Either that or you're gifted and theres nothing you can do about it aside from getting plastic surgery to reduce them. Remember dont tease men, and if you do, expect them to stair at you
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![]() Status: Gfx Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Location: Australia, Sydney.
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 2 Days and 18:36:15 Hours Rep Power: 6 ![]() | Lol I did that in court one time.... All I had to say was "Justice gets me exited". Hypocritcal people that accuse you of something when they do the same thing.
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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people who dont believe me piss me off
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![]() Join Date: Jan 2005
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Credits: 159 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 10:08:52 Hours Rep Power: 7 ![]() | thihgs that make me crabby: when idiots here pretend to know the answer to things that they have absolutely no idea about or anything close thereof and swear they're right, simply because the topic is out of the norm. go die, go die and rot in hell. one day when i meet you in hell, i'm going to laugh in your faces and ask you where your christianity got you now. ps, i'm super tanked. what's new? will regret this pos tin the morning |
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you're really sad. people that irratate me are people that are sad. people that try to keep up scams even thou the jokes is done and exposed. people that will complain at my post just because they have to have the last say in things. (im hoping by saying that last thing that i dont read annoying things over and over again saying what he did before)
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