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![]() Status: Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Steve Irwin = Immortal Legend!
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![]() Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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Credits: 259 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 10 ![]() ![]() | how is that possible, to sober to wanna stop, it'd be the other way around. bogus d2 dupes advertisements
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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Credits: 259 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 10 ![]() ![]() | ahhh, ok "fake friends" Friends that are real, but they're so helpless. Trying to be nice to these people while being made fun of.
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337
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when people exagerate. when you find out they arnt exagerating and you feel smurfed now
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: Future president of Iraq Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under a pile of beer cans
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![]() Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Feb 2005
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Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:38:26 Hours Rep Power: 5 ![]() | I think the "how fast do you think you were going question" is to check if the driver's drunk. After the driver answers, the can then smell alcohol (if the driver's been drinking). I'm sure all cops don't ask the exact same question every time someone gets pulled over because they actually want to know how fast you think you were going.How about when you return from the grocery store and find a giant scratch on your car? |
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![]() Status: AlmostDeadly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Boise, ID
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![]() Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida
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Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16 ![]() | Finally getting on the computer after the kids have hogged it all day. Then the power goes out. When you were supposed to be someplace in your video game. With 18 people waiting for you. Realizing you are powerless to change any of this,but being pissed anyway. Being pissed over a computer game/connection. Feeling childesh for being pissed at all.
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