I don't know if you noticed lately, but it's been boring lately. For serious.

Write something. Anything. As long as it's not related to or in response to another post on this thread. I don't care if it's how many twinkies you've eaten in your life. For me that would probably only be about 20... I like the Oatmeal Cream Pies myself.


Anyway..type something. Please make sure it means something, even if it's random. No random letters. Use your words like a big boy. Or girl.

Michael Jackson is dead. What about it? Are crying for him?

How is it possible to do this? Writing something would be a response to the first post in this thread, where you asked us to "Write something. Anything." As you later stated, we are not allowed to write a response to another post in this thread.

-1.

the Byzantine Empire is cool. to me.

Theres more than that in his first post though.

So I could respond to the part where its been really boring lately. Nay, I say. There's been people coming here lately making 15 posts to post a link, and one guy posting 50 times a day.

You're both off topic, as far as I'm concerned. >8(

Someone got a WaterPipe? A Sisha?

The last time I passed gas I had to let the house air out for 4 days.

Well my son isout of the hospital,his girlfriend is pregnant,my daughter brought another kitten by,and my friend Cici is almost homeless.
This day just gets better and better.

I will never reach 2000 posts if no one talks. >8( Shame on you all!

sorry for the stupid stupid comment but:

if i lose Constantinople, i surrender. no amtter how many troops and territory i ahve left.

You will never reach 2000 posts if you only post here = spam forum, duhhhh.

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I heard an Oxyclean commercial and a tear rolled down my cheek.

LOL

oh you dont miss him that much...
*bursts into tears*

God damnit, jedi. You broke the rules again! >8( And I know, spam is no credit. I just wish people would post where it counts. I'm 4 away and I have all my super-2000 graphics made up already.

Everytime I break the rules, so do you >8) <3 jedi

Well, spam quickly those 4

Desire Unfulfilled
Is there no rest for the troubled lonely heart?
No succor for the soul of a woman wanting?
How very long, in desperation, seeking now to start…
This sweet, and yet…bitter desire for love is haunting.
Trembling on the very edge of a dark abyss...
Clinging to the image of sweet loves warm embrace.
Wanting him more…desiring his tentative kiss…
Sweet thoughts of holding him…touching his face.
Wishing only to tell him of her love, sweet desire...
Somehow unable in clumsy words to convey………
How much her heart yearns to set his passion afire!
Lapsing into soul deep sadness, her heart stays
Longing always to spark desires flame in his eyes.
Shivering in response to his imagined feeling…
Her own body trembles….passionate thoughts arise.
He feels not the same ….leaving her heart reeling…
So with uncaring rejections job done…
She aches all alone…his heart not won…

Yes boys and girls Poetry........

i had a date with Aislinn

i got stood up.

and please dont laugh, someone already did and now we are enemies.

Theres more than that in his first post though.

I am so sick of the news being about Obama....how about Nobama?

I once had a pet chicken named Erika.

I tried to transfer the data of a funny dance into letters, but this is all i managed to do.
<(O.O<)'' ''(>O.O)>

It's Dancing Kirbies. Enjoy.

Would the plural of Kirby be Kirbys, or Kirbies? Because I never realized which would be correct.

How about them Yankies?

Why do people refer to sports when they have nothing else to say during awkward silences?

Speaking of awkward silences, I heard a description of the most hilarious thing ever. During an awkward silence, a friend {Joe} farted. As we began to laugh, another friend of mine, Steve, said "That was a loud as the sound of a swear word in a Church".

That got me to thinking. Whenever some unlucky bastard does cuss in a Church, haven't you noticed that it gets completely silent the second before the F-bomb?

Oh, don't trust the Pidgins. They will conquer the world one day. They, alongside the penguins. I may be killed for just remotely mentioning this.

Originally Posted by KazeCloud Barges in* Hey guys. I want to argue about falling off the face of the earth.