My Time Spent

**Z3R0** · 06-03-2007, 02:26 AM

There are a lot of things you can do when you can't sleep. You can try to balance yourself on your one hinged toilet seat while promising to never again eat an entire jar of jalapenos while watching SportsCenter. You can have two cups of milk to try to counteract that. Also, you can remember that you're lactose intolerant. That's always fun.

People are always complaining when they didn't get enough sleep. I have no sympathy for you. "I was up all night cramming for this test." Maybe you wouldn't have to if you knew what classroom we have lecture in. "My roommate kept me up all night." Yeah, that's what you get with lottery housing. "I only slept 2 hours last night." Hey McConnell, considering the fact that you were getting ass all night, I don't feel bad for you at all. At least you could've tried to keep it down for your roommate.

I don't know why people say that your brain doesn't function well when you're tired. I find that I'm most creative when I can't sleep. You ever try really hard to do something and you manage to get everything else done, except the only thing you need? Same way. Instead of getting to sleep, or devising ways to get to sleep, I came up with a way for college students to save the environment. Guys: save water by peeing in the sink. You won't make a mess (with practice), and when you wash your hands, it's like, flushing. Clearly this doesn't apply to people who don't wash and/or rinse. It might be slightly more difficult for girls.
What's up with those f cuk shirts? Is anyone else f cuking sick of those yet or what?

**Metalhead Steve** · 06-03-2007, 03:18 AM

This made me laugh a few times, and alot of it is true. Just a rant, I write these as well.

**Pamela** · 06-04-2007, 07:19 PM

Thread moved...have fun ranting.

**BewarethePhoenix** · 06-05-2007, 02:01 AM

Affirmative, I to am already sick of those stupid **** shirts. I remember being in school and having to be creative with my "inappropriate" attire to bend the rules but that is just stupid.

**Pamela** · 06-17-2007, 03:25 PM

Can someone post a pic of those shirts? I haven't been in College for years now so I have not seen what you are talking about.

**Blue** · 06-17-2007, 04:52 PM

woah, the way you leaped from topic to topic, convinced me you were a female.

know what would save tree's and water at the same time? shitting in the forest and then continue to wipe your ass with all the leaves that already fell, then going to your neighbors house and use his water.

but i'm not going to do that, it goes against all common sense, like peeing in a sink, or for being blamed for tiredness because your roommate kept you up.

**Pamela** · 06-20-2007, 12:57 PM

Dude he is a guy...haven't you seen all the pics he has posted?WTF?

**Z3R0** · 06-20-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

woah, the way you leaped from topic to topic, convinced me you were a female.

know what would save tree's and water at the same time? shitting in the forest and then continue to wipe your ass with all the leaves that already fell, then going to your neighbors house and use his water.

but i'm not going to do that, it goes against all common sense, like peeing in a sink, or for being blamed for tiredness because your roommate kept you up.

It is called SATIRE, wiki it.

**Pamela** · 06-20-2007, 02:31 PM

Satire is a complex notion for some....on a side note...I love the new Sig ZK...good job on that!

**Z3R0** · 06-20-2007, 04:10 PM

Yes, some people just lead dull lives I guess.

And thanks.

**Pamela** · 06-20-2007, 07:31 PM

Well my days are not so much exciting as hilarious.I cooked a ham and cheese scrambled egg combo to put on a toasted muffin.
I also needed to have an account canceled,and after setting the plate next to the computer(also right next to the phone)...I turned to look up the number.

Well I am taking care of my daughters cat,and he has made the top of my scanner his daytime bed and sleeps next to me or in my lap.

This is normally fine until he gets rambunctious and breaks things.
Today he saw I was occupied and not at my food,so the little bastard reached down from the scanner and was eating it when I caught him.

Then my daughter comes over needing gas so we run up to 7-Eleven for gas..she parks on the wrong side for the gas and we back up..nearly nailing an old man....

Back at home she is kicking around cat toys to play with her cat,and one lands on a statuett of mine...(now in pieces I will have to superglue later)

Then walking to the mailbox I was nearly rundown by an old couple in a golfcart.......It is safer in front of the computer.

**Z3R0** · 06-21-2007, 03:01 AM

Yeah, just stay incubated in a bubble. No cats, no kids, no old people behind the wheel.....of anything. Hehe. He you could get killed by an old man on a tricycle these days.

**Pamela** · 06-21-2007, 05:18 AM

When I spot an old man on a tricycle I will let ya know. As far as incubate I am not an egg and bubbles float...the hell are you even talking about?

**Z3R0** · 06-21-2007, 01:48 PM

I was thinking of that movie, Bubble Boy. Go rent it and you will know what I am talking about.

**Pamela** · 06-22-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0K00l

I was thinking of that movie, Bubble Boy. Go rent it and you will know what I am talking about.

Dude I HAVE seen it ...a few times...If I lived in a bubble I would not get out and do the things I do.
Like check on neighbors,shop,eat out,help fix cars,or work in the yard.

I just don't go "party" anymore ...that scene got old long ago.

**Z3R0** · 06-23-2007, 10:36 PM

Check on the neighbors? Pam, you snoop.

**Pamela** · 06-23-2007, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z3R0K00l

Check on the neighbors? Pam, you snoop.

Some are very old and need help with things,and so I check on them for needs.We had a few die recently ,after long marriages,and so they need a bit of support in this grief.Often the survivor is a bit lost and just needs to know someone cares.

06-03-2007, 02:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Z3R0 Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your closet. Posts: 2,367 Credits: 91 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 7	There are a lot of things you can do when you can't sleep. You can try to balance yourself on your one hinged toilet seat while promising to never again eat an entire jar of jalapenos while watching SportsCenter. You can have two cups of milk to try to counteract that. Also, you can remember that you're lactose intolerant. That's always fun. People are always complaining when they didn't get enough sleep. I have no sympathy for you. "I was up all night cramming for this test." Maybe you wouldn't have to if you knew what classroom we have lecture in. "My roommate kept me up all night." Yeah, that's what you get with lottery housing. "I only slept 2 hours last night." Hey McConnell, considering the fact that you were getting ass all night, I don't feel bad for you at all. At least you could've tried to keep it down for your roommate. I don't know why people say that your brain doesn't function well when you're tired. I find that I'm most creative when I can't sleep. You ever try really hard to do something and you manage to get everything else done, except the only thing you need? Same way. Instead of getting to sleep, or devising ways to get to sleep, I came up with a way for college students to save the environment. Guys: save water by peeing in the sink. You won't make a mess (with practice), and when you wash your hands, it's like, flushing. Clearly this doesn't apply to people who don't wash and/or rinse. It might be slightly more difficult for girls. What's up with those f cuk shirts? Is anyone else f cuking sick of those yet or what? __________________ PremiumRenders.com ~ For All Your Render Needs

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Metalhead Steve Status: Lets burn Hot Topic Down! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: kansas Posts: 1,199 Credits: 32 Spent time on board: 2 Days and 1:35:35 Hours Rep Power: 6	This made me laugh a few times, and alot of it is true. Just a rant, I write these as well. __________________ Give us this day our daily bread, your legacy we'll not forget. Lick the wounds and cleanse the land, the modern world rejects your hand... Sinister rouge coming back for more to even the score! --- Bad Religion

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Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Thread moved...have fun ranting. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Can someone post a pic of those shirts? I haven't been in College for years now so I have not seen what you are talking about. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

06-17-2007, 04:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
Blue Status: User Title Loading: 1% Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Realm of the 1337 Posts: 2,617 Credits: 264 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 10	woah, the way you leaped from topic to topic, convinced me you were a female. know what would save tree's and water at the same time? shitting in the forest and then continue to wipe your ass with all the leaves that already fell, then going to your neighbors house and use his water. but i'm not going to do that, it goes against all common sense, like peeing in a sink, or for being blamed for tiredness because your roommate kept you up. __________________

06-05-2007, 02:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
BewarethePhoenix Status: *** Elder Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 583** Credits: 71 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 18:27:51 Hours Rep Power: 3	Affirmative, I to am already sick of those stupid **** shirts. I remember being in school and having to be creative with my "inappropriate" attire to bend the rules but that is just stupid.

06-20-2007, 12:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Dude he is a guy...haven't you seen all the pics he has posted?WTF? __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

06-20-2007, 02:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Satire is a complex notion for some....on a side note...I love the new Sig ZK...good job on that! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

06-20-2007, 04:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Z3R0 Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your closet. Posts: 2,367 Credits: 91 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 7	Yes, some people just lead dull lives I guess. And thanks. __________________ PremiumRenders.com ~ For All Your Render Needs

06-20-2007, 07:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Well my days are not so much exciting as hilarious.I cooked a ham and cheese scrambled egg combo to put on a toasted muffin. I also needed to have an account canceled,and after setting the plate next to the computer(also right next to the phone)...I turned to look up the number. Well I am taking care of my daughters cat,and he has made the top of my scanner his daytime bed and sleeps next to me or in my lap. This is normally fine until he gets rambunctious and breaks things. Today he saw I was occupied and not at my food,so the little bastard reached down from the scanner and was eating it when I caught him. Then my daughter comes over needing gas so we run up to 7-Eleven for gas..she parks on the wrong side for the gas and we back up..nearly nailing an old man.... Back at home she is kicking around cat toys to play with her cat,and one lands on a statuett of mine...(now in pieces I will have to superglue later) Then walking to the mailbox I was nearly rundown by an old couple in a golfcart.......It is safer in front of the computer. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

06-21-2007, 03:01 AM	#12 (permalink)
Z3R0 Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your closet. Posts: 2,367 Credits: 91 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 7	Yeah, just stay incubated in a bubble. No cats, no kids, no old people behind the wheel.....of anything. Hehe. He you could get killed by an old man on a tricycle these days. __________________ PremiumRenders.com ~ For All Your Render Needs

06-21-2007, 05:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,274 Credits: 297 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	When I spot an old man on a tricycle I will let ya know. As far as incubate I am not an egg and bubbles float...the hell are you even talking about? __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

06-21-2007, 01:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
Z3R0 Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your closet. Posts: 2,367 Credits: 91 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 7	I was thinking of that movie, Bubble Boy. Go rent it and you will know what I am talking about. __________________ PremiumRenders.com ~ For All Your Render Needs

06-23-2007, 10:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Z3R0 Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In your closet. Posts: 2,367 Credits: 91 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 7	Check on the neighbors? Pam, you snoop. __________________ PremiumRenders.com ~ For All Your Render Needs

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