Why Most Professions Are Dirty - Blizzard Sector

**Pamela** · 11-01-2003, 05:09 AM

Why Most Professions Are Dirty

The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes."

The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."

The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."

The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."

The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em."

The Mailman because he always delivers his package.

The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.

The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

01-09-2004, 07:10 AM

what about: cheese factory man: he makes cheese

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-05-2004, 04:19 PM

<<< is employed in many different forms of government and recreational work (Doctor, Dentist, Police officer, Milkman, DMV (don't drive it too hard now.))

**Kagato** · 02-05-2004, 08:47 PM

what do pizza delivery guys and obgyn's have in common? they can both smell it but cant eat it :) :) :)

02-05-2004, 10:47 PM

thats just plain wrong

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-06-2004, 04:20 PM

refresh my memory, what are obgyn's?

**Kagato** · 02-06-2004, 08:28 PM

they give the girls their.... ahem.... girl exams

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-06-2004, 09:14 PM

ah. lucky bastards. i guess that's my future employment.

**Nubli** · 02-07-2004, 12:21 AM

heh, oh what fun our world brings us...

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-10-2004, 09:17 PM

who cares about you? it's the stranger that has fun.
dur.

**Nethran** · 02-26-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire

....*considers taking up being a hunter*....

You disgust me... You will shoot and eat it? I... Go home, spitfire...go home.

**Tichondrius_87** · 02-27-2004, 04:09 PM

he probably is home.... but yeah. go home man. or to an institution. or an AA meeting or something. get help. 'cause i just don't think you're supposed to shoot it before you eat it.

**Nethran** · 02-27-2004, 06:29 PM

I threw up, spitfire, I threw up. Thanks a lot.

**Tichondrius_87** · 03-02-2004, 09:37 PM

wait, maybe we should blame pamela for brining it up... AND spitfire for agreeing with that particular bit. but... can't... blame pamela..... sycophantism.... fighting.... CAN'T TAKE IT!

*BANG*

how could you miss when you try to shoot yourself in the head? upperclass twit of the year award goes to: KELLARD?!?!?!

**Nethran** · 03-02-2004, 09:56 PM

im middleclass, you retarded, 2 legged giraffe

**MARO** · 08-25-2004, 02:26 PM

the doctors one made more sense and the hunter's one was the funniest

11-01-2003, 05:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,371 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 451 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Why Most Professions Are Dirty The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide." The hairdresser because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" The Milkman because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" The Interior Decorator because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." The Banker because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest." The Police Officer because he says, "Spread 'em." The Mailman because he always delivers his package. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

02-27-2004, 06:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nethran Status: Attempter of Things Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Aloft in a balloon of cheese. Posts: 1,663 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 511 Spent time on board: 6 Days and 10:27:01 Hours Rep Power: 8	I threw up, spitfire, I threw up. Thanks a lot. __________________

03-02-2004, 09:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
Nethran Status: Attempter of Things Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Aloft in a balloon of cheese. Posts: 1,663 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 511 Spent time on board: 6 Days and 10:27:01 Hours Rep Power: 8	im middleclass, you retarded, 2 legged giraffe __________________

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01-09-2004, 07:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Marigi Status: Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Joined: Tournament Wins: Credits: 0 [Check] Spent time on board: -	what about: cheese factory man: he makes cheese

02-05-2004, 04:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	<<< is employed in many different forms of government and recreational work (Doctor, Dentist, Police officer, Milkman, DMV (don't drive it too hard now.))

02-05-2004, 08:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kagato Status: Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jurai Posts: 50 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	what do pizza delivery guys and obgyn's have in common? they can both smell it but cant eat it :) :) :)

02-05-2004, 10:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Diablo Status: Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Joined: Tournament Wins: Credits: 0 [Check] Spent time on board: -	thats just plain wrong

02-06-2004, 04:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	refresh my memory, what are obgyn's?

02-06-2004, 08:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kagato Status: Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jurai Posts: 50 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	they give the girls their.... ahem.... girl exams

02-06-2004, 09:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	ah. lucky bastards. i guess that's my future employment.

02-07-2004, 12:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,691** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 80 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	heh, oh what fun our world brings us...

02-10-2004, 09:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	who cares about you? it's the stranger that has fun. dur.

02-27-2004, 04:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	he probably is home.... but yeah. go home man. or to an institution. or an AA meeting or something. get help. 'cause i just don't think you're supposed to shoot it before you eat it.

03-02-2004, 09:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tichondrius_87 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In a dorm room that I live in. Posts: 892 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	wait, maybe we should blame pamela for brining it up... AND spitfire for agreeing with that particular bit. but... can't... blame pamela..... sycophantism.... fighting.... CAN'T TAKE IT! BANG how could you miss when you try to shoot yourself in the head? upperclass twit of the year award goes to: KELLARD?!?!?!

08-25-2004, 02:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
MARO Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 106 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	the doctors one made more sense and the hunter's one was the funniest