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**Puffen** · 06-23-2004, 11:43 PM

What do u do when u see a bleeding black man with 1 leg?

stop laughing and reload!

06-24-2004, 12:25 AM

heres a good one:

Q-What do thirty thousand annually abused women have in common?

A-THEY DON'T LISTEN!

**Nubli** · 06-24-2004, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

heres a good one:

Q-What do thirty thousand annually abused women have in common?

A-THEY DON'T LISTEN!

in a sense, thats true.

**Lycshiftz** · 06-24-2004, 01:12 AM

It is actually lol.

~~matthacker~~ · 06-24-2004, 01:23 AM

ok heres one.a mexican and a black guy are in a car whos driveing........................the cop.

**TweaK** · 06-24-2004, 01:35 AM

heres one.. what do you call 10,000 white dudes running down a hill? Avalanche
what do you call 10,000 black dudes running down a hill? Mud Slide
What do you cann 10,000 mexicans running down a hill? Prison escape

**Silver Ice** · 06-26-2004, 08:14 PM

i heard that one.

why are black guys eyes red after s*e*x?

cause of the mace

**defaultstring2** · 07-04-2004, 07:03 PM

Rofl Best Joke Ever

~~elterion~~ · 07-04-2004, 07:09 PM

heres a funny rhyme. NO I"M NOT A RASCIST!

everyone loves a german cake. just nothing will do. thats why grandma makes hers with the ashes of a thousand jews.

and heres a joke

a black dude wants to dress up for halloween. he tells his wife to get him a costume. his wife goes and and gives hima superman costume. hes like "wtf have you ever heard of a black superman? go and get me another costume!" his wife gets a little pissed but she goes and gets him a spiderman costume. the same thing happens. "wtf have u ever heard of a black superman? go get me another costume!" his wife is really pissed but she goes anyways. she brings back 3 things. a 2x4 (wood), a white belt and a bowtie. hes like "wtf are these for?" she says "well take ur clothes off. if u want to be a stripper put on the tie. if you want to be an oreo put on the white belt. and if you dont like those two you can shove the 2x4 up yer *** and go as a fudgesicle!

**laMe** · 07-05-2004, 07:35 AM

LOL thats a pretty funny joke

**Silver Ice** · 07-06-2004, 07:24 AM

yeah i heard that one except it was a costume company instead that sent him the superman and spiderman costumes

**-=(Jessica)=-** · 07-12-2004, 10:32 AM

rofl... the muffin joke is stupid but the LOLZ!OMFGZORZ. +1 is funny :P

07-15-2004, 02:49 AM

Heres one u wouldnt want to get fired for.

There is this guy and he works at the worlds largest pickle factory. One day he decideds to stick his w_a_n_g in the pickle washing machine, so when no one is looking he does but at the same moment his boss comes around the corner sees him and fires him. When he gets home his wife asked why his is home 2 hours early. He struggles trying to find words to tell her and finally says "i stuck my w_a_n_g in the pickle washer and i got fired. His wife says "You should be ashamed cuz now they cant use that pickle washer nemore" and he replies back "No they wont have to worry they fired her too."

**TMP** · 07-15-2004, 02:54 AM

LOL, the thing that made it funny was Grey's second post explaining the joke. Heh.

~~elterion~~ · 07-15-2004, 06:02 AM

lol there was nothing to ruin

**Silver Ice** · 07-15-2004, 10:36 PM

yeah, heres another racist joke.

what do you use to blindfold chinese people?
dental floss

lol

**Lycshiftz** · 07-16-2004, 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -=(Jessica)=-

rofl... the muffin joke is stupid but the LOLZ!OMFGZORZ. +1 is funny :P

I wanna meet a talking muffin...

**Veck** · 07-16-2004, 06:46 PM

Muffins are funny.

**ken2520** · 07-16-2004, 06:51 PM

muffins are stupid

**Lycshiftz** · 07-16-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ken2520

muffins are stupid

muffins ownz j00

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06-23-2004, 11:43 PM	#41 (permalink)
Puffen Status: Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 459 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	What do u do when u see a bleeding black man with 1 leg? stop laughing and reload!

06-24-2004, 12:25 AM	#42 (permalink)
Sion Status: Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Joined: Tournament Wins: Credits: 0 [Check] Spent time on board: -	heres a good one: Q-What do thirty thousand annually abused women have in common? A-THEY DON'T LISTEN!

06-24-2004, 01:12 AM	#44 (permalink)
Lycshiftz Status: The Immortals Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Florida! Posts: 2,106 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:03:32 Hours Rep Power: 9	It is actually lol.

06-24-2004, 01:23 AM	#45 (permalink)
~~matthacker~~ Status: Banned Join Date: May 2004 Location: were i'm not loved Posts: 416 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0	ok heres one.a mexican and a black guy are in a car whos driveing........................the cop.

06-24-2004, 01:35 AM	#46 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	heres one.. what do you call 10,000 white dudes running down a hill? Avalanche what do you call 10,000 black dudes running down a hill? Mud Slide What do you cann 10,000 mexicans running down a hill? Prison escape

06-26-2004, 08:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 45 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	i heard that one. why are black guys eyes red after sex? cause of the mace

07-04-2004, 07:03 PM	#48 (permalink)
defaultstring2 Status: Bloodthirsty Pimp Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: RI Posts: 1,810 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:15:27 Hours Rep Power: 8	Rofl Best Joke Ever

07-04-2004, 07:09 PM	#49 (permalink)
~~elterion~~ Status: Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,709 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0	heres a funny rhyme. NO I"M NOT A RASCIST! everyone loves a german cake. just nothing will do. thats why grandma makes hers with the ashes of a thousand jews. and heres a joke a black dude wants to dress up for halloween. he tells his wife to get him a costume. his wife goes and and gives hima superman costume. hes like "wtf have you ever heard of a black superman? go and get me another costume!" his wife gets a little pissed but she goes and gets him a spiderman costume. the same thing happens. "wtf have u ever heard of a black superman? go get me another costume!" his wife is really pissed but she goes anyways. she brings back 3 things. a 2x4 (wood), a white belt and a bowtie. hes like "wtf are these for?" she says "well take ur clothes off. if u want to be a stripper put on the tie. if you want to be an oreo put on the white belt. and if you dont like those two you can shove the 2x4 up yer *** and go as a fudgesicle!

07-05-2004, 07:35 AM	#50 (permalink)
laMe Status: BANNED Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Austin Texas Posts: 1,368 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 2:59:49 Hours Rep Power: 7	LOL thats a pretty funny joke

07-06-2004, 07:24 AM	#51 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 45 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	yeah i heard that one except it was a costume company instead that sent him the superman and spiderman costumes

07-12-2004, 10:32 AM	#52 (permalink)
-=(Jessica)=- Status: *** Elder Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rawrland? Posts: 528** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 13 Spent time on board: 1:55:35 Hours Rep Power: 6	rofl... the muffin joke is stupid but the LOLZ!OMFGZORZ. +1 is funny :P

07-15-2004, 02:49 AM	#53 (permalink)
Strafe Status: Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Joined: Tournament Wins: Credits: 0 [Check] Spent time on board: -	Heres one u wouldnt want to get fired for. There is this guy and he works at the worlds largest pickle factory. One day he decideds to stick his w_a_n_g in the pickle washing machine, so when no one is looking he does but at the same moment his boss comes around the corner sees him and fires him. When he gets home his wife asked why his is home 2 hours early. He struggles trying to find words to tell her and finally says "i stuck my w_a_n_g in the pickle washer and i got fired. His wife says "You should be ashamed cuz now they cant use that pickle washer nemore" and he replies back "No they wont have to worry they fired her too."

07-15-2004, 02:54 AM	#54 (permalink)
TMP Status: Baker Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 834 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	LOL, the thing that made it funny was Grey's second post explaining the joke. Heh.

07-15-2004, 06:02 AM	#55 (permalink)
~~elterion~~ Status: Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,709 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0	lol there was nothing to ruin

07-15-2004, 10:36 PM	#56 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 45 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	yeah, heres another racist joke. what do you use to blindfold chinese people? dental floss lol

07-16-2004, 06:46 PM	#58 (permalink)
Veck Status: Pervert Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,304 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:20:23 Hours Rep Power: 7	Muffins are funny.

07-16-2004, 06:51 PM	#59 (permalink)
ken2520 Status: Pooned by a Spoon Join Date: May 2004 Location: Richmond, Bc, Posts: 771 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 152 Spent time on board: 1:26:36 Hours Rep Power: 6	muffins are stupid