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Skism · 06-22-2004, 12:50 AM

dude that sucked more than the first one.

**Puffen** · 06-22-2004, 12:56 AM

Umm okey heres a joke, its really racist and u can flame,call me anything u want or ban me whatever. Anyway here it goes

Whats the differens between a basketball and a Negro?

**Azaezel** · 06-22-2004, 01:10 AM

what ?

**Puffen** · 06-22-2004, 01:29 AM

U shouldnt kick on a basketball

jeje not that good but i got some more racist jokes tho

**Silver Ice** · 06-22-2004, 01:44 AM

lol thats friggen hilarious joke........ its funny whenever my teacher is bored hes like "anyone got a joke?" then he says "something that isnt racist, sexist, or gross" and we're all like "those are the only jokes left now"

anyway, heres a bit of a sexist joke so if i get flamed i'm sorry

Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: nothing, you already told her twice.

**TweaK** · 06-22-2004, 01:51 AM

lol funny, but sexist.. heres an idea run into a womens convention and say that then say get in the kitchen whore and snap your belt a couple times than run

**Puffen** · 06-22-2004, 02:04 AM

well im dumb so i didnt understand ur joke silver ice >< flame me for my noobish mind. Anyway here are some more jokes

There was 2 black in a car, who was driving? ( a bit old yes but whatever)

The Cops

Wheres the border Between Civilization and The Monkeys?

the mediterranean ocean

**Silver Ice** · 06-22-2004, 03:57 AM

my joke meant that when you punch a woman in the eyes you tell her something. since you have two eyes you told her twice

heres the only other slightly racist one i can think of

there was a canadian, a chinese guy, and an east indian walking in the forest, and they found a magic lamp. they rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. he said "i shall grant 3 wishes, but since there is 3 of you i'll give you one wish each". so the chinese guy says "well, i really miss my family, and i know people would love to go back to china to see their families, so i wish that all the chinese people would be back in china. The genie then grants his wish. The east indian says "I also would like to go back to india, and have every indian come along" "so i wish all the indians would go back to india" The genie grants his wish. the canadian guy walks up to the genie and says "Wow!, so here i am in Canada, and all the chinese people and indians are gone?" the genie says "yep". the canadian guy says "Well i'll just have a coke then"

**4sylum** · 06-22-2004, 04:06 AM

ok heres one.

A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender. across the room he sees a midget playing a piano. he says "whats up with the midget". the bartender say oh i wished for him there is a genie out back. so the guy goes out to the genie and teh genie says "you can only have one wish" so the guy asks for a million bucks. about 3 minutes later a million ducks come flying over the bar. the guy walk back up to the bartender and says "your genie lied to me, i asked for a million bucks and she gave me a million ducks." and teh bartender says "well, do you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist.

**TweaK** · 06-22-2004, 04:07 AM

heres a relly rasist joke, i,m not rasist but the joke is so just keep in mind its a joke...
how do u save a black guy from drowining?
you take your foot off his head..

~~GreyFox~~ · 06-22-2004, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4sylum

ok heres one.

A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender. across the room he sees a midget playing a piano. he says "whats up with the midget". the bartender say oh i wished for him there is a genie out back. so the guy goes out to the genie and teh genie says "you can only have one wish" so the guy asks for a million bucks. about 3 minutes later a million ducks come flying over the bar. the guy walk back up to the bartender and says "your genie lied to me, i asked for a million bucks and she gave me a million ducks." and teh bartender says "well, do you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist.

Ive heard that one so many ways/Owell its all good.

Heres my racist joke.

Why did so many black peole die in world war 2?

Because when the general said get down they started dancin

**neurotiK** · 06-22-2004, 04:59 AM

Why are jewish pplz noses so big?
The air is free

How long does it take a black person to take a crap?
nine months

Whats the difference between a bycycle and a black person
A bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it

**TweaK** · 06-22-2004, 05:02 AM

this is a rasist joke but i,m not rasist keep in mind its just a joke...

Whats the diferance between bigooft and a hard working blackman? bigfoot has been seen

how do you starve a black man? put his food stamps under his workboots

**neurotiK** · 06-22-2004, 05:13 AM

How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1000 in the ashtray

**TweaK** · 06-22-2004, 05:17 AM

lol good one

this is rasist i,m not rasist but this joke is... so keep in mind its jsut a joke

What do u call 10 white guys pushing a car? white power
what do you call 10 black guys pushing a car? black power
What do you call 10 mexicans pushing a car? Grand Theft Auto

~~GreyFox~~ · 06-22-2004, 07:02 AM

What do you call 100 black guys strapped to the bottom of the ocean?

Not enough

**TweaK** · 06-22-2004, 07:20 AM

what do you call 100 black doods buried up to there neck in cement?

Not enough cement (baisicly a difernt version of greyfox's joke)

~~GreyFox~~ · 06-22-2004, 08:22 PM

Why doesnt mexico have a olympics team?

Beacuse all the ones that can run,jump, and swim are already here

**TweaK** · 06-23-2004, 03:45 PM

them mexicans can jump!

althou, my freind Jose who is mexican cant jump worth shit we have to help him over fences

BiG-BootyHoe · 06-23-2004, 05:18 PM

hahah that was funny tweak ok heres my racist joke these are pretty bad.

what do balck people and apples hav in common?

they both look good in trees

what does a black kid get for his birthday..?

your bike,heh

funnny one not rasicts

what did spac find in the captains bathroom..?

the captians log!!,heh
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06-22-2004, 12:50 AM	#21 (permalink)
Skism Status: Newcomer Join Date: May 2004 Location: I am the monkey, I can go anywhere, cause' im the monkey! Posts: 48 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	dude that sucked more than the first one.

06-22-2004, 12:56 AM	#22 (permalink)
Puffen Status: Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 459 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Umm okey heres a joke, its really racist and u can flame,call me anything u want or ban me whatever. Anyway here it goes Whats the differens between a basketball and a Negro?

06-22-2004, 01:10 AM	#23 (permalink)
Azaezel Status: Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 95 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	what ?

06-22-2004, 01:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
Puffen Status: Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 459 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	U shouldnt kick on a basketball jeje not that good but i got some more racist jokes tho

06-22-2004, 01:44 AM	#25 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 45 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	lol thats friggen hilarious joke........ its funny whenever my teacher is bored hes like "anyone got a joke?" then he says "something that isnt racist, sexist, or gross" and we're all like "those are the only jokes left now" anyway, heres a bit of a sexist joke so if i get flamed i'm sorry Q: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A: nothing, you already told her twice.

06-22-2004, 01:51 AM	#26 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	lol funny, but sexist.. heres an idea run into a womens convention and say that then say get in the kitchen whore and snap your belt a couple times than run

06-22-2004, 02:04 AM	#27 (permalink)
Puffen Status: Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 459 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	well im dumb so i didnt understand ur joke silver ice >< flame me for my noobish mind. Anyway here are some more jokes There was 2 black in a car, who was driving? ( a bit old yes but whatever) The Cops Wheres the border Between Civilization and The Monkeys? the mediterranean ocean

06-22-2004, 03:57 AM	#28 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 45 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	my joke meant that when you punch a woman in the eyes you tell her something. since you have two eyes you told her twice heres the only other slightly racist one i can think of there was a canadian, a chinese guy, and an east indian walking in the forest, and they found a magic lamp. they rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared. he said "i shall grant 3 wishes, but since there is 3 of you i'll give you one wish each". so the chinese guy says "well, i really miss my family, and i know people would love to go back to china to see their families, so i wish that all the chinese people would be back in china. The genie then grants his wish. The east indian says "I also would like to go back to india, and have every indian come along" "so i wish all the indians would go back to india" The genie grants his wish. the canadian guy walks up to the genie and says "Wow!, so here i am in Canada, and all the chinese people and indians are gone?" the genie says "yep". the canadian guy says "Well i'll just have a coke then"

06-22-2004, 04:06 AM	#29 (permalink)
4sylum Status: Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wheatland Wisconsin Posts: 418 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	ok heres one. A guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender. across the room he sees a midget playing a piano. he says "whats up with the midget". the bartender say oh i wished for him there is a genie out back. so the guy goes out to the genie and teh genie says "you can only have one wish" so the guy asks for a million bucks. about 3 minutes later a million ducks come flying over the bar. the guy walk back up to the bartender and says "your genie lied to me, i asked for a million bucks and she gave me a million ducks." and teh bartender says "well, do you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist.

06-22-2004, 04:07 AM	#30 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	heres a relly rasist joke, i,m not rasist but the joke is so just keep in mind its a joke... how do u save a black guy from drowining? you take your foot off his head..

06-22-2004, 04:59 AM	#32 (permalink)
neurotiK Status: Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USWEST Posts: 419 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:03:21 Hours Rep Power: 5	Why are jewish pplz noses so big? The air is free How long does it take a black person to take a crap? nine months Whats the difference between a bycycle and a black person A bike doesnt sing when you put chains on it

06-22-2004, 05:02 AM	#33 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	this is a rasist joke but i,m not rasist keep in mind its just a joke... Whats the diferance between bigooft and a hard working blackman? bigfoot has been seen how do you starve a black man? put his food stamps under his workboots

06-22-2004, 05:13 AM	#34 (permalink)
neurotiK Status: Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USWEST Posts: 419 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:03:21 Hours Rep Power: 5	How many jews can you fit in a volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1000 in the ashtray

06-22-2004, 05:17 AM	#35 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	lol good one this is rasist i,m not rasist but this joke is... so keep in mind its jsut a joke What do u call 10 white guys pushing a car? white power what do you call 10 black guys pushing a car? black power What do you call 10 mexicans pushing a car? Grand Theft Auto

06-22-2004, 07:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
~~GreyFox~~ Status: Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 237 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0	What do you call 100 black guys strapped to the bottom of the ocean? Not enough

06-22-2004, 07:20 AM	#37 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	what do you call 100 black doods buried up to there neck in cement? Not enough cement (baisicly a difernt version of greyfox's joke)

06-22-2004, 08:22 PM	#38 (permalink)
~~GreyFox~~ Status: Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 237 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 0	Why doesnt mexico have a olympics team? Beacuse all the ones that can run,jump, and swim are already here

06-23-2004, 03:45 PM	#39 (permalink)
TweaK Status: TweaK Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 195 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	them mexicans can jump! althou, my freind Jose who is mexican cant jump worth shit we have to help him over fences

06-23-2004, 05:18 PM	#40 (permalink)
BiG-BootyHoe Status: Newcomer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: san diego,alpine,CA Posts: 40 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	hahah that was funny tweak ok heres my racist joke these are pretty bad. what do balck people and apples hav in common? they both look good in trees what does a black kid get for his birthday..? your bike,heh funnny one not rasicts what did spac find in the captains bathroom..? the captians log!!,heh star trek