If you have no friends? Hrmm ...

Then just join a game?
Kick your computer over and blame it on your sibling?
Exit D2 to the character selection screen?
Say B.net made you do it?
Say you have a trojan on your computer and you lost control of it, and someone is using it to take over the internet which will lead to world domination! Mwahahhahahaha! Err... I mean just Alt + Tab like you said.

i know for a fact wat it does....
if u happen to see it go "perfect gem activated" it ups ur mf by 30% (total mf)
so 100mf+30% = 130
i not speakin shit i have done it myself. its a waste of time if u ask me but heh knock ur self out.
u must enter the game on the perfect gem activated

lol funny

Forget the stupid gem...i click about 50 times a day...hoping something kick arse will happen....but of course not...stupid sexy gem...

ive heard u have to click 10000 times.

lol well if you think i'm gonna click it that many times...you can kiss my arse lol....just to so called "add 30 mf" forget it...i'll just get some smfc's or something lol

once again, i dont find shit. =\

lol what do you mean you dont find shit. do you mean when you're mfing or what?..post how much mf you got and what you use...could try helping ya out some too