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Old 09-09-2004, 02:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Driving to the office

this morning on Highway 401,

I looked over to my
left and there was a

woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.



Damn women drivers!

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Driving to the office

this morning on Highway 401,

I looked over to my
left and there was a

woman

in a brand new

Cadillac

doing 65 mph

with her
face up next to her

rear view mirror

putting on her eyeliner.


I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped
my electric shaver,

which knocked

the donut

out of my other hand.

In all
the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked

my cell phone

away from my ear

which fell


into the coffee

between my legs,

splashed,

and burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

ruined the damn phone,

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.



Damn women drivers!

[img]aoladp://MA9210339-0007/Emoticon4.gif[/img] [img]aoladp://MA9210339-0008/Emoticon2.gif[/img] [img]aoladp://MA9210339-0008/Emoticon2.gif[/img] [img]aoladp://MA9210339-0008/Emoticon2.gif[/img] [img]aoladp://MA9210339-0007/Emoticon4.gif[/img]

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Old 09-09-2004, 02:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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lol thats so funny :P thank god that never happens to me :P or to anny people i know
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Old 09-09-2004, 02:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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i cant drive yet but my mom drives and she SUCKS hope she dont crash until im like 16 =/ hehe j/k just hope she dont crash... pamela u a funny chick :)
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Old 09-09-2004, 03:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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the format of t was pissin me off but w/e lol pretty funny
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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LOL No images...that would have been even MORE funny!!
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Old 09-11-2004, 01:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-11-2004, 01:58 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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~LoL~ That is hilarious
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