stupid jokes

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-02-2004, 10:11 PM

How do you entertain 4 gay guys at a bar?

Flip a bar stool over...

Whats the worst thing too do too a blind man when hes about too take a crap?

Shove a plunger in the tolite...

heres one more anoying long and stupid joke i heard years ago...

Theres a kid on one side of the street and a girl on the other the kids bouncing his ball and it goes across the street the girl yells and tells him too come get it and he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes across too get his ball, She invites him into the house "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes inside the house, She says come up stairs with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes up stairs and down the hall, She says come into my room with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes in her room and she says take off your cloths now, "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so hes naked and shes naked and well they start doing it, The dad walks in and says GET THE F*** OFF MY DAUGHTER NOW! he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too.

Not the funniest joke but i thought id say it also this old joke too,

It was a dark night thunder everywere so the child runs into his parents room and jumps in bed "the parents are naked" the kid asks what are you doing too mommy, The dad says im parking my porche in her garage okay, he says daddy my little red racer beat you too it!

**fortunecookieX** · 09-03-2004, 05:25 PM

the first 2 are stupid but the last two are funny

**Nubli** · 09-03-2004, 05:39 PM

That last one is funny.

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-03-2004, 08:22 PM

Well thanks there all old jokes though lol back from the day like 4th grade but thanks:)

**brain** · 09-03-2004, 09:22 PM

the first one is very disturbing....

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-06-2004, 07:08 AM

LMAO i know i know, But its all i knew at the time lol.

**Demonic** · 09-06-2004, 08:13 AM

the last one is funny, the 1st ones pretty funny to

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-06-2004, 08:44 AM

thanks

09-06-2004, 12:26 PM

I think the 4th is more disturbing then the first incestuous west virgina shit there... speaking of WV How do ppl in West Virginia celebrate halloween.... Pump Kin... mwaha

**Lux Aeterna** · 09-06-2004, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxDark_MindxX

Whats the worst thing too do too a blind man when hes about too take a crap?

Shove a plunger in the tolite...

Dude...ROFL...It'd be erotic if he's gay, or just a big fan of anal o.O :

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-06-2004, 08:16 PM

lol i suppose so... but i never said what he was cause no one can be sure its just a joke though dont go breaking it down lol it will ruin it.

**Mr. Fabulous** · 09-07-2004, 06:48 AM

#1 disturbed me and #3 was pretty good.

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-07-2004, 08:10 AM

thanks lol

**Mr. Fabulous** · 09-07-2004, 08:11 AM

Aim to disturb there Dark mind? "heh"

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-07-2004, 08:13 AM

I aim too be darkminded, and disturbing images and thoughts fall under my sick catagory of DARK MIND!

**Mr. Fabulous** · 09-07-2004, 08:19 AM

"heh" Sound's like a good goal better than others I'ver heard recently lol.

**lightmage** · 09-07-2004, 07:44 PM

there ok...the last one is just sick though!

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-07-2004, 09:36 PM

good, im happy your all enjoying them when i think of more ill post them but here ill use this one as a spring boared, What do me and spiderman have in commin? We both love maryjane.

**Silver Ice** · 09-11-2004, 09:08 AM

thats a funny joke....

yeah the last one was funny too

**XxDark_MindxX** · 09-11-2004, 11:03 AM

thanks if i think of more ill post them.

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09-02-2004, 10:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	How do you entertain 4 gay guys at a bar? Flip a bar stool over... Whats the worst thing too do too a blind man when hes about too take a crap? Shove a plunger in the tolite... heres one more anoying long and stupid joke i heard years ago... Theres a kid on one side of the street and a girl on the other the kids bouncing his ball and it goes across the street the girl yells and tells him too come get it and he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes across too get his ball, She invites him into the house "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes inside the house, She says come up stairs with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes up stairs and down the hall, She says come into my room with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes in her room and she says take off your cloths now, "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so hes naked and shes naked and well they start doing it, The dad walks in and says GET THE F*** OFF MY DAUGHTER NOW! he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too. Not the funniest joke but i thought id say it also this old joke too, It was a dark night thunder everywere so the child runs into his parents room and jumps in bed "the parents are naked" the kid asks what are you doing too mommy, The dad says im parking my porche in her garage okay, he says daddy my little red racer beat you too it!

09-03-2004, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
fortunecookieX Status: Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 76 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:00:43 Hours Rep Power: 5	the first 2 are stupid but the last two are funny

09-03-2004, 05:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,691** Credits: 60 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	That last one is funny.

09-03-2004, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Well thanks there all old jokes though lol back from the day like 4th grade but thanks:)

09-03-2004, 09:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
brain Status: Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: mississauga, ontario Posts: 131 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:06:20 Hours Rep Power: 5	the first one is very disturbing....

09-06-2004, 07:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	LMAO i know i know, But its all i knew at the time lol.

09-06-2004, 08:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
Demonic Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 443 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	the last one is funny, the 1st ones pretty funny to

09-06-2004, 08:44 AM	#8 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	thanks

09-06-2004, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
h4x0r25 Status: Guest Posts: n/a Credits: 0 [Check] Spent time on board: -	I think the 4th is more disturbing then the first incestuous west virgina shit there... speaking of WV How do ppl in West Virginia celebrate halloween.... Pump Kin... mwaha

09-06-2004, 08:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	lol i suppose so... but i never said what he was cause no one can be sure its just a joke though dont go breaking it down lol it will ruin it.

09-07-2004, 06:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Fabulous Status: Cthulhu Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wandering my soul. Posts: 1,092 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	#1 disturbed me and #3 was pretty good.

09-07-2004, 08:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	thanks lol

09-07-2004, 08:11 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Fabulous Status: Cthulhu Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wandering my soul. Posts: 1,092 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	Aim to disturb there Dark mind? "heh"

09-07-2004, 08:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	I aim too be darkminded, and disturbing images and thoughts fall under my sick catagory of DARK MIND!

09-07-2004, 08:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Fabulous Status: Cthulhu Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wandering my soul. Posts: 1,092 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	"heh" Sound's like a good goal better than others I'ver heard recently lol.

09-07-2004, 07:44 PM	#17 (permalink)
lightmage Status: Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 87 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	there ok...the last one is just sick though!

09-07-2004, 09:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	good, im happy your all enjoying them when i think of more ill post them but here ill use this one as a spring boared, What do me and spiderman have in commin? We both love maryjane.

09-11-2004, 09:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	thats a funny joke.... yeah the last one was funny too

09-11-2004, 11:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
XxDark_MindxX Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: california Posts: 277 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	thanks if i think of more ill post them.