Bud Light?

**Pamela** · 08-31-2004, 03:39 PM

Subject: BUD LIGHT???

Doctor Visit

I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.

His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
^a Tube of K-Y jelly; ^^ a rubber glove; ^^^and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......

Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!
I said a BUTT LIGHT"

**Nubli** · 08-31-2004, 03:48 PM

Ow... anal checks...

**Pamela** · 08-31-2004, 03:53 PM

LOL Im trying to get the damn text to show up better!! *Kicks herself for being inept*

**splintercell** · 09-01-2004, 04:38 AM

LOL that's just wrong...funny...still wrong

**Silver Ice** · 09-11-2004, 09:19 AM

yeah... i didnt even know their was a butt light

**Pamela** · 09-12-2004, 02:00 PM

LOL...I am not sure if there IS a *Butt~Light*...I am guessing its a stardard examination light!

08-31-2004, 03:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Subject: BUD LIGHT??? Doctor Visit <!-- WEBMAIL STATIONERY noneset -->I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Elaine, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table: ^a Tube of K-Y jelly; ^^ a rubber glove; ^^^and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?" At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... Darn it ELAINE!!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT" __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

08-31-2004, 03:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Im trying to get the damn text to show up better!! Kicks herself for being inept __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

09-12-2004, 02:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL...I am not sure if there IS a Butt~Light...I am guessing its a stardard examination light! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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08-31-2004, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,691** Credits: 60 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	Ow... anal checks...

09-01-2004, 04:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	LOL that's just wrong...funny...still wrong

09-11-2004, 09:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	yeah... i didnt even know their was a butt light