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Default funny facts - 08-27-2004, 10:00 PM

i got these of of a site there facts that you may not no and its pretty funny.


Things You Might Not Have Known
The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of
pickle the company once had.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it
will digest itself.

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2 by 3-1/2.

40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
Every person has a unique eye & tongue print.

The "spot" on the 7-Up comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an
albino.

315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.

During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur", a small red car can be seen in the distance.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.

Chocolate kills dogs. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system.

A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.

Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they
could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedo-ing up into the shark's
stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Dr. Seuss is actually pronounced Seuss such that it sounds like Sue-ice.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each
salad served in First Class.

Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were
made of wood.

The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a
game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the
bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.

The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a
recorded Wendy before.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed
the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

There are 4 cars and 11 lightposts on the back on the US 10 dollar bill.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. It also took him 10 years to paint
Mona Lisa's lips.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go
mad and sting itself to death.

Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you
could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies, you'd have $1.19. You would
also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a
Captain Kirk mask painted white.

The original name for butterfly was flutterby.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated
that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for
automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola,
so they called themselves Motorola.

Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into
quicksand.

Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of
celery than the celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

In Gulliver's Travels, Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take
more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most
often stolen from Public Libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because
passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

Back in the mid to late 80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered
100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

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Florida Facts and Trivia

  1. <!--BEGIN_FACTS-->
  2. Greater Miami is the only metropolitan area in the United States whose borders encompass two national parks. You can hike through pristine Everglades National Park or ride on glass-bottom boats across Biscayne National Park.
  3. Saint Augustine is the oldest European settlement in North America.
  4. The name Punta Gorda, which means, "fat point" when translated from Spanish. The moniker was given to the city because a broad part of the land in Punta Gorda juts into Charlotte Harbor. The harbor itself is somewhat unique, as it is the point where the Peace River meets the ocean.
  5. Orlando attracts more visitors than any other amusement park destination in the United States.
  6. New England Congregationalists who sought to bring their style of liberal arts education to the state founded Rollins College, the oldest college in Florida, in Winter Park in 1885.
  7. Cape Canaveral is America's launch pad for space flights.
  8. Florida is not the southernmost state in the United States. Hawaii is farther south.
  9. A museum in Sanibel owns 2 million shells and claims to be the world's only museum devoted solely to mollusks.
  10. The Benwood, on French Reef in the Florida Keys, is known as one of the most dived shipwrecks in the world.
  11. Safety Harbor is the home of the historic Espiritu Santo Springs. Given this name in 1539 by the Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto. He was searching for the legendary Fountain of Youth. The natural springs have attracted attention worldwide for their curative powers.
  12. Niceville is home to the famous Boggy Bayou Mullet Festival celebrated the third weekend in October.
  13. The United States city with the highest rate of lightning strikes per capita is Clearwater.
  14. Gatorade was named for the University of Florida Gators where the drink was first developed.
  15. Young aviator Tony Jannus made history on January 1, 1914 when he flew the world's first scheduled passenger service airline flight from St. Petersburg's downtown yacht basin to Tampa.
  16. Dr. John Gorrie of Apalachicola invented mechanical refrigeration in 1851.
  17. Miami Beach pharmacist Benjamin Green invented the first suntan cream in 1944. He accomplished this development by cooking cocoa butter in a granite coffee *** on his wife's stove.
  18. Neil Smith and his brother of Montverde developed the first Snapper riding lawn mower.
  19. Key West has the highest average temperature in the United States.
  20. The Saint John's River is one of the few rivers that flows north instead of south.
  21. The largest lake in Florida is Lake Okeechobee.
  22. May 20, 1970 Florida lawmakers passed and sent to the Governor a bill adopting the moonstone as the official state gem. Ironically, the moonstone is not found naturally in Florida...nor was it found on the moon.
  23. In 1987 the Florida legislature designated the American alligator (Alligator mississippiensis) the official state reptile. Long an unofficial symbol of the state, the alligator originally symbolized Florida's extensive untamed wilderness and swamps.
  24. Miami installed the first bank automated teller machine especially for rollerbladers.
  25. Ybor City was once known as the Cigar Capital of the World with nearly 12,000 tabaqueros (cigar-makers) employed in 200 factories. Ybor City produced an estimated 700 million cigars a year at the industry's peak.
  26. Plant City, the Winter Strawberry Capital of the World, holds the Guinness record for the world's largest strawberry shortcake. The 827 square-foot, 6,000 pound cake was made on Feb. 19, 1999 in McCall Park.
  27. The Sunshine Skyway Bridge is a cable-stayed concrete bridge. Opened in 1987 the bridge coasts through the clouds at 190 feet above water. Its bright yellow support cables spread from the two center pillars. The structure gives drivers unobstructed view of the water during the 4.1 mile trip over Tampa Bay.
  28. Nearly 80 percent of the states intake of sweet Atlantic white shrimp is harvested in Amelia Island waters. Two million pounds of shrimp are delivered to Fernandina docks annually.
  29. A swamp such as the Fakahatchee Strand in the Everglades functions in three major ways. First, its vegetation serves as a filter to clean the water as it makes its slow journey southward. Secondly, it's a major habitat for wildlife and plant life. Finally, it actually prevents flooding by slowing down the flow of water after heavy rains.
  30. DeFuniak Springs is home to one of the two naturally round lakes in the world.
  31. The Morikami Museum and Japanese Gardens at Delray Beach is the only museum in the United States dedicated exclusively to the living culture of Japan.
  32. Fort Lauderdale is known as the Venice of America because the city has 185 miles of local waterways.
  33. Fort Meade is the oldest settlement in Polk County. It dates back to 1849 when a settlement grew up around the United States Cavalry fort during the Seminole Indian Wars.
  34. The Fred Bear Museum in Gainesville is a tribute to the accomplishments of Fred Bear a promoter of proper wildlife management and the founder of Bear Archery Company.
  35. The Hawthorne Trail a part of Florida's Rails to Trails program and attracts many outdoor enthusiasts to walk, cycle, or ride horseback through its 17-mile length.
  36. Just north of Haines City is the Baseball City Stadium the spring training home of the Kansas City Royals. Haines City is known as The Heart of Florida.
  37. The city of Hypoluxo's name comes from the Seminole expression water all 'round -- no get out.
  38. Islamorada is billed as the Sports fishing Capital of the World.
  39. Key Largo is known as the Dive Capital of the World.
  40. Marathon is home to Crane Point Hammock, a 63.5 acre land tract that is one of the most important historical and archaeological sites in the Keys. The area contains evidence of pre-Colombian and prehistoric Bahamian artifacts, and once was the site of an entire Indian village.
  41. Fort Zachary Taylor in Key West was built between 1845 and 1866. Controlled by the Union during the Civil War, the fort was the home base for a successful blockade of Confederate ships that some historians say shortened the conflict by a full year. The fort also was active during the Spanish-American War, World War I, and World War II.
  42. The first graded road built in Florida was Old Kings Road in 1763. It was named for King George of England.
  43. During the 1991 Gulf War the busiest military port in the country was Jacksonville. From this location the military moved more supplies and people than any other port in the country.
  44. When first completed in 1989 the Dame Point Bridge became the longest cable-stayed span in the United States, the longest concrete span of its type in the Western Hemisphere, and the third longest cable-stayed bridge in the world.
  45. The longest river sailboat race in the world is the Annual Mug Race. The event runs 42 miles from Palatka to Jacksonville along the St. Johns River.
  46. The Olustee Battlefield State Historic Site commemorates the largest battle fought in Florida during the American Civil War.
  47. Venice is known as the Shark Tooth Capital of the World. Collecting prehistoric sharks teeth has been a favorite pastime of visitors and residents of the Venice area for years
  48. The Florida Museum of Hispanic and Latin American Art in Coral Gables, is the first and only museum in the United States dedicated to the preservation, diffusion, and promotion of Hispanic and Latin American Art.
  49. The Pinellas Trail, a 47 mile hiking/biking trail connecting St. Petersburg with Central and north Pinellas County, is the longest urban linear trail in the eastern United States.
  50. Titusville, known as Space City, USA, is located on the west shore of the Indian River directly across from the John F. Kennedy Space Center.
  51. Florida is the only state that has 2 rivers both with the same name. There is a Withlacoochee in north central Florida (Madison County) and a Withlacoochee in central Florida. They have nothing in common except the name

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o used to live in titusvill,it was so small had like a poplution of 40,000 and i was like the only china man that lives there
  
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[/quote=fortunecookiex] Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants [/quote] lol
  
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Default 10-06-2004, 05:42 PM

lol did micky get band cos he doesent wear a t-shirt does he ?? i dont rember what he looks like lol
  
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Default 10-06-2004, 06:01 PM

i think he wears suspendors or something .. i am not sure though but i doubt that would be the reason he would get banned
  
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Default 10-10-2004, 07:26 PM

I heard in florida your not allowed to walk you elephant without a leash in a city.....and if you really think of that..why the hell would u be walking an elephant around in florida..
  
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Default 10-11-2004, 05:12 AM

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There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
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Default 11-03-2004, 07:02 PM

lol most of these "facts" are miths... but they're funny all the same
  
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