things u dont want to hear ur pilot saying

**MARO** · 08-25-2004, 05:19 PM

1. "The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY."

2. "We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there."

3. "My name is Forrest Gump - people call me Forrest Gump."

4. "Hey, Jim, do you remember where we're going?"

5. "Buckle your seat belt - I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon."

6. "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..."

7. "Wow, we're sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that second engine!"

8. "Only 500 more flight hours, and I'll get my license!"

9. "They say this plane practically flies itself. Good thing, huh?"

10. "TODAY WE DIE FOR ALLAH!"

**splintercell** · 09-01-2004, 05:05 AM

lol ok I got one to add...

11. "What does this button do?..."

**timeforpain** · 09-04-2004, 09:37 PM

lol that last 1 is particulary nice.

**Silver Ice** · 09-11-2004, 09:10 AM

"today we die for allah" thats sort of funny but mean, because thats pretty much what the hijackers said before they crashed into the two towers, and then tried to crash into the pentagon....

sorry to bring that up

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08-25-2004, 05:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
MARO Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 106 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	1. "The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY." 2. "We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there." 3. "My name is Forrest Gump - people call me Forrest Gump." 4. "Hey, Jim, do you remember where we're going?" 5. "Buckle your seat belt - I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon." 6. "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..." 7. "Wow, we're sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that second engine!" 8. "Only 500 more flight hours, and I'll get my license!" 9. "They say this plane practically flies itself. Good thing, huh?" 10. "TODAY WE DIE FOR ALLAH!"

09-01-2004, 05:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	lol ok I got one to add... 11. "What does this button do?..."

09-04-2004, 09:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
timeforpain Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dublin,Ireland Posts: 244 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	lol that last 1 is particulary nice.

09-11-2004, 09:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	"today we die for allah" thats sort of funny but mean, because thats pretty much what the hijackers said before they crashed into the two towers, and then tried to crash into the pentagon.... sorry to bring that up