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    A Light in your Darkness Pamela will become famous soon enough Pamela's Avatar
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    Gotta love women!

    'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.....

    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



    So - if you give her any
    crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
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    :)

    Thats how we roll.

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    i hate to say it, but half almost seems true. especially the latter part. Oh god. I cook my own food, most chicks my age don't cook very well.

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    If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.

    Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skye View Post
    If I cook something I know, I'm effing brilliant at it.

    Don't even get me to try cooking something new. You prolly won't have a kitchen left after it.

    ROFL.

    And so is the joke.
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    LOL Skye I am the kind of cook that just takes what ever is on hand and makes it up as I go.
    When the kids like it and ask me what it is? I just say if you liked it, YOU name it!
    Now it's a family tradition to name Mom's experiments.


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    thats what i do improv cook. Today had to make dinner cuz my mom was feeling tired. Lets see what i saw in the fridge first...left over rice!. I was like, "oo!! how bout some fried rice?". Than i julianned some green beans. sliced mushroom, some chili. minced garlic and ginger. Add a little hoisin and soy and bam. It was tasty. oh don't forget the three scrambled eggs in there. It needed some peas but it was dam good.

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    I was on season 3 of Top Chef.

    Just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedimaster86 View Post
    I was on season 3 of Top Chef.

    Just saying.

    Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela View Post
    Yah...right...I want a video clip dude!

    I watched him, he cut the food with a light saber.
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    ROFL.

    Precision cutting, I hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skye View Post
    ROFL.

    Precision cutting, I hope.
    He chopped his whole sausage into tiny precise little pieces.
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