06-12-2008, 10:52 PM
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  Status: Spit's Bxtch Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: South Australia
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Credits: 802 Spent time on board: 1 Week, 1 Day and 23:44:44 Hours Rep Power: 5  | It's an old one, but a good one. Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of You one wish, Which is three wishes in total' says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile inCanada.' POOOOFF! With The blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine,IraqandIran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state.' POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Aussie Engineer says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie Engineer sits down,cracks a beer, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water'.........
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06-13-2008, 02:19 AM
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  Status: Common Sense Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Rhode Island
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Credits: 316 Spent time on board: 5 Days and 2:17:44 Hours Rep Power: 9  | lol that was great. For people's information, highlight the post and you can see it. If Skye is reading this, you might want to change the color of the font.
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06-13-2008, 02:31 AM
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06-13-2008, 03:59 AM
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07-21-2008, 07:40 PM
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 Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida
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07-21-2008, 07:50 PM
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 Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in hell
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Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 7:35:31 Hours Rep Power: 5 | lol i had some drink in my mouth at the last part and almost spit it back up.. that is funny i laughed at it and also had to tell my girlfriend |
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