The population of this country is 300 million.



160 million are retired.




That leaves 140 million to do the work.




There are 85 million in school.








Which leaves 55 million to do the work.





Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.





Leaving 15 million to do the work.






2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama

Bin-Laden.







Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.







Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city

Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.





At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.





Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.





Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.






That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,





At your computer, reading jokes.












Nice. Real nice.

heh good one

That leaves neither one of us cause your typing it and we're reading it. Now we're REALLY FUCl<ed

LOL!

Heard it before but still funny.

wow, thats great. That really makes me wonder weather or not our work force has diminished over the years.

considering unemployement borders 3-5% consistently and thats mainly those who can't work, don't want to work, or are between jobs. Then I'd say it hasn't really gone anywhere just moved around.

Lmao very good.

hahahahahahahaha so funni