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Default I missed! - 12-18-2007, 11:39 PM
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed the ball entirely and said "****, I missed."
The good Sister told him to watch his language.
On his next swing, he missed again.
"****, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he missed again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, *** is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that!"
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "****, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
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And from the sky comes a booming voice



"****, I missed."


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Default 12-19-2007, 01:29 AM
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Default 12-19-2007, 01:32 AM
Lol, thats good.
  
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Default 12-19-2007, 02:12 AM
I just noticed your sig blue who is the ooooooooooo1% george carlin?



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Default 12-19-2007, 02:14 AM
LMAO that wrong but funny as hell!


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Default 01-14-2008, 03:39 PM
LOL I honestly got a visual of that! Thanks Dark!



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Default 01-14-2008, 07:33 PM
Saw the punch line coming, not that funny.
  
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Default 02-04-2008, 02:57 PM
saw it coming !!!! GAY
  
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