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Default How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane - 11-27-2007, 09:47 PM
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

6. Then hit this link <http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf>
  
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Made of win.
  
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Default 11-28-2007, 01:09 AM
Hahaha, that awesome, really think people would fall for it though?
  
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Default 11-28-2007, 01:15 AM
holy shit thats funny, but if you would actually do that on a plane, serious shit would happen to you
  
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Default 11-28-2007, 01:59 AM
haha sweet im going on a plane tomorrow for a trip to toronto.....now if only i had a laptop

  
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Default 11-28-2007, 03:32 AM
oh your coming to toronto??? might as well give a visit to niagara falls, i live 15 min away from it
  
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Default 11-28-2007, 05:04 AM
LMAO that is brilliant.
but ya.. you could get into sooooo much shit its not even funny. but if the person saw you going to that website, then that mite ruin it.

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Idk about you, but getting internet on my laptop mid flight generally isn't happening.
  
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Default 12-01-2007, 12:35 AM
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Idk about you, but getting internet on my laptop mid flight generally isn't happening.
It's only a simple website, you could save the page to the HD easily.
  
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Default 12-01-2007, 01:00 AM
Lol. I'm pretty sure the person next to you will be extremely scared. People don't know about computers as much as I thought they did.
  
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Thats ****ing epic!!
  
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Default 12-01-2007, 03:58 AM
Something tells me the air marshall would not look to kindly on a stunt like that lol.



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Default 12-08-2007, 02:14 PM
Yah I am with Bigdeath on that one. However if you do not CARE about possible reprecussions,then I would say go for it! Funny stuff dude!



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Default 12-08-2007, 02:58 PM
I don't believe it's illegal to have a timer on your computer. Maybe you're timing your blinks? Rofl.


Either way, hilarious, I may just try it. Too bad I'm not Arabic, because then it would definitly hundreds of times funnier.
  
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Default 12-08-2007, 03:14 PM
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I don't believe it's illegal to have a timer on your computer. Maybe you're timing your blinks? Rofl.


Either way, hilarious, I may just try it. Too bad I'm not Arabic, because then it would definitly hundreds of times funnier.
Get a friend, make a video and post in on youtube.
  
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