Subject: Consult Your Dr. Before Use


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of
these
questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about
yourself and your actions.
Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the
world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You
will
notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen
of
regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living
the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of
the
past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing
should not use Tequila®.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are

encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
vomiting,
incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table
dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked Twister.



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