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Default What a Deal!! - 08-06-2007, 12:42 PM

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a malepharmacist. The elderly woman he was talking to said that she was thepharmacist and as she and her also widowed elderly sister owned thestore, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she couldhelp the gentleman.The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much morecomfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacistassured him that she was completely professional andwhatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident thatshe would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.The old broncobuster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for meto discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot ofproblems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you couldgive me for it.The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister".When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and theabsolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car,and $3,000 a month plus living expenses."


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Default 08-10-2007, 08:21 PM

LOL don't tempt me to PM you her e-mail!!! You will become a victim...I mean recipient of her humor and favorite pastime....forwarding jokes!!! Tell her Pam sent ya ,bring on the jokes!!!




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