Night at the bar - Blizzard Sector

**Pamela** · 07-28-2007, 01:50 AM

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, male, female, any time, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty or clean. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it more and more every day!"

Eyes now wide with interest, the the guy responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

**Siris** · 07-28-2007, 02:02 AM

Hahhhaaha.
Why did I see that coming? still amusing. Thanks Pam. =P

**tigeroip** · 07-28-2007, 04:46 AM

rofl <3 pamela's jokes

**Pamela** · 07-28-2007, 03:09 PM

LOL thanks guys,but these are mostly from Mom or my sister-in-law....they like to forward.I just share if I think it is funny...the dirty ones Mom sends me I don't post...(Mom is....unique)

**BewarethePhoenix** · 07-28-2007, 03:11 PM

Gotta love a good lawyer joke :)

**xsv_dearman** · 07-28-2007, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BewarethePhoenix

Gotta love a good and dirty lawyer joke :)

^^^the edit^^^^

07-28-2007, 01:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,314 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 374 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there, good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, male, female, any time, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty or clean. It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it more and more every day!" Eyes now wide with interest, the the guy responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?" __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

07-28-2007, 02:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Siris Status: Cpl of Marines Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 1,794 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 22 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 5:08:23 Hours Rep Power: 7	Hahhhaaha. Why did I see that coming? still amusing. Thanks Pam. =P __________________ Live, Learn, then STFU. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

07-28-2007, 04:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
tigeroip Status: *** Elder Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 815** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 110 Spent time on board: 19:16:09 Hours Rep Power: 5	rofl <3 pamela's jokes __________________ TigerOIP

07-28-2007, 03:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,314 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 374 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL thanks guys,but these are mostly from Mom or my sister-in-law....they like to forward.I just share if I think it is funny...the dirty ones Mom sends me I don't post...(Mom is....unique) __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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07-28-2007, 03:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
BewarethePhoenix Status: *** Elder Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Illinois Posts: 583** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 71 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 18:30:16 Hours Rep Power: 4	Gotta love a good lawyer joke :)