A Clean Marine Joke.

**Siris** · 07-23-2007, 04:14 AM

You may not get this unless you either: are a Marine, served with Marines, or know a Marine but reguardless...here it is.

How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100. 1 to screw in the light bulb and 99 to say, "Ooh-rah light bulb."

**Pamela** · 07-23-2007, 04:21 AM

LMFAO...OMG that was great! "Ooh-Rah!"

P.S. I understood it ~.0 Rangers say "Hoo-Ah"

**Halcyon** · 07-23-2007, 03:06 PM

No seamen

**Siris** · 07-23-2007, 11:21 PM

No seamen say Hoo-yah

And I knew you'd get it Pam =P

**Pamela** · 07-29-2007, 12:14 AM

What is funny is all of them screaming it at once just before a 5 mile run. Man I dunno but just hearing it motivates you.

**Siris** · 07-29-2007, 01:15 AM

did you ever have mando fun runs or fun days where you have do shit with your CO? just had 1 today.

yes but when you are in 7 miles into a ten mile run on a beach the cadense is sounding a bit week.

07-23-2007, 04:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
Siris Status: LCpl of Marines Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Where ever I am ordered. Posts: 1,782 Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 21:36:00 Hours Rep Power: 7	You may not get this unless you either: are a Marine, served with Marines, or know a Marine but reguardless...here it is. How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb? 100. 1 to screw in the light bulb and 99 to say, "Ooh-rah light bulb." __________________ Live, Learn, then STFU. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

07-23-2007, 04:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LMFAO...OMG that was great! "Ooh-Rah!" P.S. I understood it ~.0 Rangers say "Hoo-Ah" __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!! Last edited by Pamela; 07-23-2007 at 04:23 AM.

07-23-2007, 11:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
Siris Status: LCpl of Marines Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Where ever I am ordered. Posts: 1,782 Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 21:36:00 Hours Rep Power: 7	No seamen say Hoo-yah And I knew you'd get it Pam =P __________________ Live, Learn, then STFU. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

07-29-2007, 12:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	What is funny is all of them screaming it at once just before a 5 mile run. Man I dunno but just hearing it motivates you. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

07-29-2007, 01:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Siris Status: LCpl of Marines Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Where ever I am ordered. Posts: 1,782 Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 21:36:00 Hours Rep Power: 7	did you ever have mando fun runs or fun days where you have do shit with your CO? just had 1 today. yes but when you are in 7 miles into a ten mile run on a beach the cadense is sounding a bit week. __________________ Live, Learn, then STFU. I am Jack's smirking revenge.

07-23-2007, 03:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Halcyon Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Detroit Posts: 917 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 16:18:23 Hours Rep Power: 5	No seamen

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