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Default Riddles and Guessing Games =] - 07-18-2007, 02:54 AM

Riddles for points

Rules

-Each person wins 1pt for a correct answer.

-Scores will be posted after the first person answers the question correctly

-You can guess as much as you wan't

-Riddles not presented by me will not receive points.

-Other riddles are welcome but don't over post them.

1ST QUESTION

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.

How did the man win the bet?


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Default 07-18-2007, 03:01 AM

the booth was the scale..
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 03:01 AM

the carnie wrote the exact words "your exact weight" which is how he phrased it. it was a play on words.



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Default 07-18-2007, 03:02 AM

that too.. lol wahahha..
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 06:35 AM

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."


The man wrote that...and I moved the thread




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Default 07-18-2007, 04:49 PM

haha, since you guys are so smart and got the correct answer so fast, I will now have to make a new one.

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2ND QUESTION

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

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Default 07-18-2007, 04:54 PM

oh i know this one. she is a photographer
  
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Default 07-18-2007, 04:58 PM

....maybe it is! maybe not!

lol give people a chance..


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Default 07-18-2007, 05:17 PM

Heres one. There are 3 doors and inside each one is a light bulb. There are 3 switches outside the doors, but the doors are closed and you dont know which switch lights up the bulb in which door. You can do anything you want to the switches (except rewiring :-P), but after you are done and you open the doors, you cant do anything to the switches. Then, you need to try to figure out which switch goes to which door.

HINT: If you leave 2 on and 1 off, you wont know which one controls one of them that is on, and vice versa. think harder!!


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Default 07-18-2007, 05:20 PM

Sorry for ruining the fun

You turn one of them on for 30 hours, then turn them off, then turn another one on, and the last one off, Go inside the door.

One of them is now, hot.
One of them is on.
One of them is off.

Easy I am the master of riddles .


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Default 07-18-2007, 05:30 PM

Correct :-)


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Default 07-20-2007, 02:05 AM

My light switches are like that. All these are greart guys ^^




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Default 07-20-2007, 06:31 AM

Oh yeah I think I will provide the riddles.

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3RD QUESTION

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily.
Why?


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Default 07-20-2007, 12:50 PM

That one is old-school in terms of riddles. Hiccups.

Also back to the light bulb one, idk about you but usually you can see lights from under the doors as well. It would seem to be a much quicker approach than waiting 30 hours.



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Default 07-20-2007, 02:51 PM

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Oh yeah I think I will provide the riddles.

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4TH QUESTION

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily.
Why?
LOL Because the man is an alchoholic and the bartender knows him.

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That one is old-school in terms of riddles. Hiccups.

Also back to the light bulb one, idk about you but usually you can see lights from under the doors as well. It would seem to be a much quicker approach than waiting 30 hours.
True that.




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Default 07-20-2007, 04:43 PM

30 hours is just an exaggeration. 5 min would suffice. You can't just say theres holes under the door. My method did not add anything on my own. You added holes under door. Thats like, add a window to the wall.


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Default 07-20-2007, 05:12 PM

Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each person catches a fish and no fish are lost on the way back and all fish caught are brought back, yet when they get back home, there are only three fish. How can this be?
  
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Default 07-20-2007, 05:29 PM

One is the grandfather to his grandson thereby being a father to his own son,who in turn is father to his son. 2 fathers,2 sons,3 fish.




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