Pamela

Dear Continental Airlines,I am disgusted as I write this note to you about the miserable experience I am having sitting in seat <U>29E</U> on one of your aircrafts. As you may know, this seat is situated directly across from the lavatory, so close that I can reach out my left am and touch the door.All my senses are being tortured simultaneously.

It's difficult to say what the worst part about sitting in 29E really is? Is it the stench of the sanitation fluid that's blown all over my body every 60 seconds when the oor opens? Is it the wooosh of the constant flushing? Or is it the passengers asses that seem to fit into my personal space like a ****ographic jig-saw puzzel?

I constructed a stink-shield by shoving one end of a blanket into the overhead compartment while effective in blocking at least some of the smell, and offering a small bit of privacy, the ass-on-my-body factor has increased, as without my evil glare, passengers feel free to lean up against what they think is some kind of blanketed wall.

The next ass that touches my shoulder will be the last!I am picturing a board room full of executives giving props to the young promising engineer that figured out how to squeeze an additional row of seats onto this plane by putting them next to the LAV.

I would like to flush his head in the toilet that I am close enough to touch, and taste, from my seat.Putting a seat here was a very bad idea. I just heard a man groan in there! This sucks!Worse yet, is I've paid over $400.00 for the honor of sitting in this seat!Does your company give refunds?

I'd like to go back where I came from and start over. Seat 29E could only be worse if it was located inside the bathroom.I wonder if my clothing will retain the sanitizing odor . . . what about my hair! I feel like I'm bathing in a toilet bowl of blue liquid, and there is no man in a little boat to save me.

I am filled with a deep hatred for your plane designer and a general dis-ease that may last for hours.We are finally decending, and soon I will be able to tear down the stink-shield, but the scars will remain.

I suggest that you initiate immediate removal of this seat from all of your crafts. Just remove it, and leave the smouldering brown hole empty, a good place for sturdy/non-absorbing luggage maybe, but not human cargo.

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Bartender

My mom says the same thing.

BewarethePhoenix

Wow for a $400 ticket I would be ****ing pissed too! That should at least be like a super discounted seat or something.

Blue

Lmao, gives real meaning to "shit-faced".

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afro_box

Lol, i feel somewhat sorry for this person. If i ever got that seat for $400 someone would be in pain. For now on i am bringing a gas mask on the plan in case i have to sit there. Oh yeah, and a pin so every ass that comes close to me will have an immediate shock of pain.

Pamela

LOL Yah I can Identify with it!! It is much worse taking kids on a plane...in any seat...doesn't matter,they are bratts regardless of where you sit....THIS seat would make me kill people.

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Fuggle

Must be a tiny plane, I've never been on a plane where the 29th seat was across from the Shithole. Usually it's like 40 or 50. I try my best to sit in the exit row every time, that way I can lay back and relax.

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Nobody can handle the leetness of this sig.

Pamela

Actually you are correct Fuggy...it sounds like it is a very small plane.
If 29 is in the last row,it is small.

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