A Letter To Dad

**Pamela** · 03-28-2007, 04:05 PM

A Letter to Dad...
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling hands.

"Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had
to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so
nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her
pierc ing, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so
much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's
pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
fact
that ********* doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all
the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure
deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
know
your grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe
for me to come home.

**Phallock** · 03-28-2007, 07:15 PM

Perfect! My son's report card came home last week. Way to keep things in perspective.

**Pamela** · 03-28-2007, 07:33 PM

LOL Thanks! What is funny is that my son sent this in an e-mail! He and his Dad used to go round and round about grades and homework.His note to me was "Here Mom ,I know you will get a kick out of this."

I spent a LOT of time helping him with school work.I felt as if I went through school several times,right along with the kids!

**fleaflickerx** · 03-29-2007, 02:14 PM

wow, thats somthing i can expect out of pam, gj

03-28-2007, 04:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	A Letter to Dad... A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her pierc ing, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that ********* doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, your son, John. P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

03-28-2007, 07:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: Days and :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Thanks! What is funny is that my son sent this in an e-mail! He and his Dad used to go round and round about grades and homework.His note to me was "Here Mom ,I know you will get a kick out of this." I spent a LOT of time helping him with school work.I felt as if I went through school several times,right along with the kids! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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03-28-2007, 07:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Phallock Status: *** Elder Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 736** Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 0:53:55 Hours Rep Power: 5	Perfect! My son's report card came home last week. Way to keep things in perspective.

03-29-2007, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
fleaflickerx Status: Forum Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,924 Credits: 55 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 20:39:27 Hours Rep Power: 7	wow, thats somthing i can expect out of pam, gj