What a Great Husband!

**Pamela** · 06:41 PM

With the couple celebrating their 50th anniversary
at the church's marriage marathon, the minister
asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he managed to live with the
same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience,
"Well, I treated her with respect, spent moneyon her, and I took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister inquired: "trips to where?"
"For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China.
The minister then said, "What a terrific example youare to all husbands, Ralph.
Please tell the congregationwhat you're going to do for your wife on your50th anniversary?"
"I'm going to go get her."

(Another e-mail from my Mom!)

**kurups** · 03-25-2007, 09:14 PM

When I attempt to read it, The ">>>'s" completely throw my concentration off. Good joke though, Pam.

**Pamela** · 03-28-2007, 06:42 PM

Dude you are right! I edited it for easier reading.

**Phallock** · 03-28-2007, 07:13 PM

I am coming up on my 10th, maybe I will get her what "Brother Ralph" got his on their 25th! What a great idea (and money saver)!

Thanks Pam (and Pam's mom)

**Pamela** · **w00t! -** 03-28-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phallock

I am coming up on my 10th, maybe I will get her what "Brother Ralph" got his on their 25th! What a great idea (and money saver)!

Thanks Pam (and Pam's mom)

LOL Dude! This year will be my 26th anniversary.Plenty of time to plot murder and cover-ups! (j/k)

It is just sad,however,when you can finish their sentences,or know what they meant to say,say it for them,and be told..."exactly!"

Or be so familiar by a certain facial expression ,whether or not conversation is wise,or maybe go reading a book is a safer option,if you wish your head to not be bitten off.