Polish Divorce

**Pamela** · **Polish Divorce -** 03-08-2007, 09:58 PM

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. It say polish remover.

**DaCougarMech** · 03-08-2007, 10:11 PM

ha ha ha
this is hilarious

**Phallock** · 03-09-2007, 02:02 PM

Arrrg! Your's are usually so much better!

**chris78** · 03-09-2007, 04:13 PM

Pamela vbmenu_register("postmenu_413928", true);
You are the best.. Thank you, very funny..

**Blue** · 03-12-2007, 02:25 AM

, i feel hated. hehe, that was very funny.

**Nex** · 03-12-2007, 05:06 AM

hahahaha thats too funny, best quotes:
LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
&
LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."
funniest thing ive heard this year, thanks e-secretary pamela.
lol nagger reminds me off he new southpark episode.

**Darkemperor121** · 03-14-2007, 07:48 PM

I think this is one of the only jokes I've ever read online that actually made me laugh

**Pamela** · 03-18-2007, 03:09 PM

LOL Thanks guys!*grins* I love sharing the giggles!~.o