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Wink Fake Friends - 02-15-2007, 01:13 AM
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fricked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "***** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the frick out.



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fake friends: are my only friends...
  
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Default 02-15-2007, 01:17 AM
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FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fricked up ... but that shit was fun!"
lol I found that funny.

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Default 02-15-2007, 01:39 AM
A joke, but very true.
  
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Default 02-15-2007, 02:10 AM
all of mine are fake :'(

  
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Default 02-15-2007, 02:44 AM
very good joke, but i bet all of you know some of those are curtesy issues

  
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Default 02-15-2007, 02:49 AM
haha, this was going around on myspace for a while.

  
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Default 02-15-2007, 08:53 AM
Like 50% of that is incorrect regardless of it being a joke.
  
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Default 02-16-2007, 04:54 AM
Depends on who your friends are and what you do,also age.



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