Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and

yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

MORAL.....

Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blonds are dumb.

There is no such thing as Dealers in games that don't involve Cards. So, I assume a Southern Blonde wrote this joke as well, therefore all Southern Blondes are unintelligent.

Actually you are wrong..because they do deal at other tables. These two simply happened to be stuck at the Dice table.

Haha. Thats funny. Another victory for Southerners and blondes...

Not Necessarily, they could be just workers who do only Dice related games and/or roulette.

Great. Simply great.

Where do you get all these jokes from? xD

My Mom and Sister-in-law make it their mission in life to forward me jokes.