Repost of a little johnny joke - Blizzard Sector

**Darkemperor121** · 01-28-2007, 04:25 AM

This joke was all the way in the back of the forums and it made me laugh really hard.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

Stealth · 01-28-2007, 08:06 AM

yeah i saw this joke to
but its still funny

**Pamela** · 01-28-2007, 01:56 PM

It is still funny! Good job digging it up.

01-28-2007, 04:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
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01-28-2007, 01:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
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01-28-2007, 08:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stealth Status: Newcomer Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 45 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 2	yeah i saw this joke to but its still funny