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Old 01-24-2007, 05:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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1.The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it

2.It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I

3.A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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2 is easy its nothing
3 because the bartender dosnt sell water
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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1. Coffin
2. Nothing? (not sure)
3. The man had hiccups.
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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1.) Coffin
2.) Nothing
3.) Hiccups.

Edit : Damnit I had this thread up in a tab with like 10 others, and this was the end, didn't see that you posted.
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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yeah
1.coffin
2.nothing
3.the man had hiccups and when he got a fright they went away(wives tale)

i didnt expect u to get them that easily i thought these were significantly harder than the last

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