What Hell really is...... - Blizzard Sector

**ghosts2003** · 04-04-2005, 06:36 AM

I could live without beer but....

This guy who dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected. It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to partake of the booze and the women. "I'll have a shot of your finest bourbon," he told the bartender.

"See all those bottles?" asked the bartender. "They all have holes in the bottom."

"That's too bad," said the guy. "But at least there's still the women."

"Yep," replied the barkeep, "but they don't."

**A|fzZz** · 04-04-2005, 10:32 AM

LOL....Thats some sick joke...

**SilentWarrior** · 04-04-2005, 06:06 PM

If I died and went there That would be the worst place ever....I would have to comment suicide in hell and see if I could get away.lol

**Beholder99** · 04-04-2005, 07:41 PM

well they may not have a hole in their bottoms but they have mouths dont they

**Foog** · 04-04-2005, 07:52 PM

I found out...once you have good sex, blowjobs don't measure up unless they're REALLY good blowjobs.

**Beholder99** · 04-04-2005, 07:53 PM

but when your in hell it really doesnt matter

**Foog** · 04-04-2005, 07:56 PM

In retrospect...yeah. Hell ain't gonna be like that.

**Beholder99** · 04-04-2005, 07:57 PM

i think hell is just your memories meant to torture you.... like instead of hevan and hell you have a dream and it is either bad or good, but you cant control it when you realize that it is only a dream

**Foog** · 04-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Hell is a forum where posters like you totally ruin topics by gallavanting off topic to GOD KNOWS WHERE.

Close this please.

**Beholder99** · 04-04-2005, 08:01 PM

lol i didnt think you would get that upset lol sry

**SilentWarrior** · 04-04-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foog

I found out...once you have good sex, blowjobs don't measure up unless they're REALLY good blowjobs.

Personaly I would rather have blowjobs then sex. There is nothing like gettin some good head and then leavin a suprise in there mouth for em. I'm so cool...

But then again I have to get them both so it dosen't really matter

**X.x G o D x.X** · 04-04-2005, 10:22 PM

well call me a biznitch but i was talking to the phsyic person i really cannot say there name but they told me that there is really no hell there is only haven you make your own hell which is kinda trippy if you think about it cause what if you think hell is a horable place then you get there and thats what it is like i am thinking that i might just wanna go to heaven lol

**UberGrossMann** · 04-04-2005, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foog

I found out...once you have good sex, blowjobs don't measure up unless they're REALLY good blowjobs.

Amen brother...Amen. But you have to admit that cheesecake and a blowjob still is grand. *sighs* Although bj's are a good warm up...but you know that already ben.

**Foog** · 04-05-2005, 12:09 AM

i used to think that handjobs were it...LOL handjobs were the shit..but yes. quite a warm up.

AND DAMN I WANT SOME CHEESECAKE AND A BLOWJOB!

**Stifle_this** · 04-05-2005, 12:16 AM

lol that reminds me of a comic i saw once. It was too people on a bench and u were looking at their backs, a guy and a girl, and the guy goes "wow i didnt think anyone GAVE handjobs anymore"
i dunno i thought it was funny, oh and ben, your a pimp

**Foog** · 04-05-2005, 01:56 AM

Thanks stifle. I thought that joke was the shit.

PLEASE CLOSE THIS

**DaCougarMech** · 04-05-2005, 05:41 AM

id make a hole
*lifts chainsaw into air, laughs maniacally, and turns it on*

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04-04-2005, 06:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
ghosts2003 Status: Veteran Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 370 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	I could live without beer but.... This guy who dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected. It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to partake of the booze and the women. "I'll have a shot of your finest bourbon," he told the bartender. "See all those bottles?" asked the bartender. "They all have holes in the bottom." "That's too bad," said the guy. "But at least there's still the women." "Yep," replied the barkeep, "but they don't."

04-04-2005, 10:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 33 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	LOL....Thats some sick joke...

04-04-2005, 06:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
SilentWarrior Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: N.F.M Dirty South Posts: 566 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:27:22 Hours Rep Power: 5	If I died and went there That would be the worst place ever....I would have to comment suicide in hell and see if I could get away.lol

04-04-2005, 07:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	well they may not have a hole in their bottoms but they have mouths dont they

04-04-2005, 07:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	I found out...once you have good sex, blowjobs don't measure up unless they're REALLY good blowjobs.

04-04-2005, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	but when your in hell it really doesnt matter

04-04-2005, 07:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	In retrospect...yeah. Hell ain't gonna be like that.

04-04-2005, 07:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	i think hell is just your memories meant to torture you.... like instead of hevan and hell you have a dream and it is either bad or good, but you cant control it when you realize that it is only a dream

04-04-2005, 07:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	Hell is a forum where posters like you totally ruin topics by gallavanting off topic to GOD KNOWS WHERE. Close this please.

04-04-2005, 08:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beholder99 Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: ny Posts: 997 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:17:31 Hours Rep Power: 6	lol i didnt think you would get that upset lol sry

04-04-2005, 10:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
X.x G o D x.X Status: Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 126 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	well call me a biznitch but i was talking to the phsyic person i really cannot say there name but they told me that there is really no hell there is only haven you make your own hell which is kinda trippy if you think about it cause what if you think hell is a horable place then you get there and thats what it is like i am thinking that i might just wanna go to heaven lol

04-05-2005, 12:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	i used to think that handjobs were it...LOL handjobs were the shit..but yes. quite a warm up. AND DAMN I WANT SOME CHEESECAKE AND A BLOWJOB!

04-05-2005, 12:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
Stifle_this Status: Always One Step Ahead Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: turn around Posts: 1,784 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 150 Spent time on board: 0:08:22 Hours Rep Power: 8	lol that reminds me of a comic i saw once. It was too people on a bench and u were looking at their backs, a guy and a girl, and the guy goes "wow i didnt think anyone GAVE handjobs anymore" i dunno i thought it was funny, oh and ben, your a pimp

04-05-2005, 01:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	Thanks stifle. I thought that joke was the shit. PLEASE CLOSE THIS

04-05-2005, 05:41 AM	#17 (permalink)
DaCougarMech Status: I'm Delicious! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: watching you through a hole in your ceiling Posts: 2,651 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournament Wins: 0 Credits: 151 Spent time on board: 3:00:32 Hours Rep Power: 9	id make a hole lifts chainsaw into air, laughs maniacally, and turns it on