Look! Look! there's not a single post as of 8:20 this morning that i was not the last poster on. boo friggin yah!!! LEMME RIDE THAT DONKEY DONKEY! LEMME RIDE THAT DONKEY!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!

the edge of the universe. wow. kinda makes you forget about pong doesn't it?
-egg2.com: pong world

LMAO...My we are excitable arent we?*pokes you in fun*

don't poke me! i'll poke you! like the rest of the state of texas! oh, what? jiggy.

also, check out pong world at egg2.com. funnier than hell. just remember: there is always a bigger pong game.


Pamela: Didnt you read *Texas Chilli*???...Honey I AM a Texan!LOL...I only LIVE in Florida! ~sheesh~ :

: stfu :

Pamela: Stop making posts with just the smillies in them....the next I find will be deleted on the spot!

shut the **** up? bite me buu buu. hey hey buubuu, how 'bout we get us some pickanic baskets? I don't think that's such a good idea yogi.

Maybe its spelled booboo? Dumbass. I thought you were calling him buhbuh at first, and I thought your were a little dumb, then you said picanic baskets and I was all like, "What? Huh? Izza who? Oh, nuh-uh girl!" then I waved my finger in the air and moved my head side-to-side without turning my neck.

Btw: I am all that is holy or unholy, I rule over all Gods and false dieties. I am the master of you and your whole world. Thou shalt bow down to my immense power and sing me snazzy tune.

you spelled deities dieties. gods and goddesses of weight loss? wha? and before we can sing your snazzy tune, you need to write it out.

make it up as you go.

umm.... what are you the god of again? and can we have a decent conversation somewhere?

Im the god of all that is holy or unholy, and I rule all other skinny gods.. c'mon, keep up

umm... what genre doyou want the song to be?

jazz with interspaced hard rock?

i didn't think there was usually much singing in jazz... ok...

i'll make it more like rap, 'cause that's what i can do. if you can apply hard rock music to this, good for you.


Children of kellard gather, embrace
to scorn and annoy the human race
poke fun at morons like juke the hick
'cause their sigs with shemales will make you sick
bless and pray to the evil cow
because he is everyone's god now
and you will be his *****
you'll scratch his *** if he has an itch
you will do just as he tells you
or he'll take his axe and he will fell you
like a forty foot tree out in the woods
or take his mace and bash you in the goods
why, you might ask, would he do these things?
'cause you're the peasant, and he's the king.


how was that? i made up most of it. just the first two lines i altered/stole. but other than that, it's good right?

raise the roof, y'all.

jiggy and shizzle my nizzle y'all.

blasted thirty seconds...

you said nizzle... do you even know what that means, you racist bastard?

yeah.... you callin me racist? i'm not racist. you hate me cause i'm black don't you? KKK bastard!!! die whitey!

Me, Im white? The guy always ginenz da shoutout to his african brothers and sisters? No, youre the kkk bastard. I hate you and all your kind. Back me up, Pamela.. Pamela? No, back on THIS side of the line, you dont know what youre doing. There we go. See, now its 2 on 1, you lose.

wait, you hate pamela. you told me so. you said that she was a ***** and that she **** big ***. so... yeah... why don't you come back over here on the cool, anti-KKK side of the line? that's more goddamn like it.

? what? You cant be anti-kkk, Im already anti-kkk... your stealing my angle, y'all. And you need to quit makin stuff up to make me look bad, I never said shizzot about Pamela. Ill even take a lie detector test.

Did you, Kellard, say you hated pamela ans whatnot?
No
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And now you must take it as well

Did You, tichondrius, say you hated pamela and whatnot?
No.
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Thats solid and a half proof, you liar.