This is something i saw on another website and it looked funny so just finish the sentecte. Here's mine.


You know your addicted to photoshop when you try to give your couch a 50% opacity to see if the remote is under it.

You know your addicted to photoshop when your moving around your room and you try to give your room a 3 px border to make it look better.



:keep em coming ^^

ok can we do addicted to d2?
you know your addicted to d2 if you go around your house breaking jars and looking for drops
you know your addicted to d2 if you think mephisto runs is an accaptable exercise
you know your addicted to d2 if your sons name is warriv

Yea sure haha thats cool also either or pretty funny ones ^^

you know ur addicted to d2 when a bully attacks u at school and you say to him" you cant touch me, im godly"

you know ur addicted to d2 when u go hunting, kill something, and wonder why the little red thing doesnt appear near the bottom of the screen

you know ur addicted to d2 when u get angry cause u ONLY played 10 hours yesterday

you know ur addicted to d2 when u cant count ur mule accounts on ur fingers

you know ur addicted to d2 when u search the nearby woods for somethign called the den of evil

Man...i must be addicted...i was looking for the den of evil yesterday....akara wanted me to :/


^^ Thats awesome den of evil ha

any1 else got some d2 addictive quotes me and stifle cant be the only ones cmon

you know your adicted to diablo 2 when you:
look for somone named charsi when your car breaks down
tell somone to type /time when they ask for the time
ask somone what the stats are of their rings
try to somon a skeliton from a dead body

when you get u get the crap beat out of u and claim its because u didnt have enough pots
when you go to vegas and wonder why u cant find a guys named gheed
when you ask ur friend whether or not her charm bracelet has an anni on it

You know your addicted to d2 when you:

walk around in full armor saying "Ha I 0wn3z y0uzz h@ h@ u $uck"
hit someone and say " you've been pk'd by [d2 account name here]
give a bouncer money and ask him to go help you free, and defeat, diablo
concentrate real hard on the toilet, trying to turn the water into ice with your awesome goddly ice skills

here's what i got for now; if i think up of more stuff i'll just edit and add them.

You know you're addicted to photoshop when:
-you can instantly name the font on bilboards and labels anywhere in the world.
-you realize your screwed after taking a test in school because you forgot to save a .psd version of it.
-you memorize all the tuts at good-tuts.
-you go to an art gallery and boast that you can make better graphics than them; you tell everyone there that they just used a couple of cheap filters and slapped a border on it.
-you go to Pixar studios (toy story, finding nemo, etc.) and ask them how they were able to aniamte all their stuff in Imageready.


You know you're addicted to d2 when:
-you create sets of all of the towns and areas in d2 and set them up around your house so "your always in the game".
-you delve into finding the correct chest size of all of the females in the game.
-you go to your local bank, and ask to withdrawl 2.5 million gold from the bank, then you tell them to hold onto your shako, skullders, and ist runes.
-you fear chickens and cows because you realize that THEY JUST CAN'T DIE!!!!!
-you are confident that you can take down a bully; first you plan to cast battle command, then battle orders, then you will attack with concentrate right on the bully which should allow your defense to be boosted even more.
-you are even more of a nerd with diablo 2 than Napolean Dynamite is with just being himself.
-you read about a carton of "juice ****tail from concentrate", and you wonder how a barb was able to make it.
-you figure that the Salvation Army can go anywhere because they have high resistances.
-you go down to the workbench and pull out a bunch of hammers, then you take them to a church in an attempt to make them "blessed". you also take some bolts from that same workbench to make them "blessed" as well.
-you go into the woods and try to create a party of ravens, wolves, bears, and sages.
-by becoming a meteorologist, you think the job will allow you to harness the powers of the earth and summon natural disasters to destroy the evil that lives on our planet.
-you cheaply place traps right outside your house to injure your family.

You know u are addicted to d2 when

You hit your cat with a car and run out of the car to see what he dropped

You know u are addicted to d2 when:

You take your keyboard and run down the streets holding alt looking for money people dropped.

Eh, you know your addicted to D2 when you realise your low on money so you go and kill all the household pets.

You know you're addicted to photoshop when you screw up typing and you press cntrl + alt + z instead of backspace (i've seriously done that talking to people on d2 and aim)

you know when ur addicted to d2 when u go to school with a yellow helium baloon tied to ur head (energy shield) and try to beat up a bully coz they can't hurt you as long as you have mana

Your Addicted to D2 when..
You have slow reflexes and blame it on lag
You think your step mom is Anderial
You throw ice cubes at people yelling "ice bolt"
You put 3 gems in a box and try and transmute them
You paint a cow yellow and kill it saying it was the cow king
You go up to someone and try to get them to be your merc
You carry around fishing poll to try and make people think your using telekineses

Haha those we probably the second funniest ones next to jedi's this is fun keep them coming :)



You know your addicted to diablo 2 when you have 10 computers set up each one with one of your different characters on it mfing

when u see a person with a shiny jacket and ask them which cold armor they have on
when u take around ur keyboard with C3PO activated on your comp and wonder why u can see what people are wearing

cant*

You know your addicted to DII when...
You go to a cemetary and try and find Blood Raven
You blew up a red garbage truck thinking it was Diablo
You squished a bug cause it was a minion of Durial
You hate Fog and Clouds cause it looks like Mephistos Aura
You light you shoes on fire and run around saying its Blaze
You see Twins and try and kill them thinking its Baal and his Clone
You smash blue Gems just in case one was a SoulStone
You yell really loud thinking it'll scared away your enemys
You have 500 names for baal
You put blue food coloring in your milk and call it a mana potion

Yo